Love Is Like a Rose

I am Tuxedo mask! Those who fight for love will find an ally in me. Those who seek to spread evil will find that we get along very poorly! Independent RP blog for Mamoru Chiba/Tuxedo Mask/Prince Endymion/Moonlight Knight. Anyone welcome.}

[maskedprotector]

"I've never done something like this before."

“Wait wait wait! Usako!” Mamoru throws up his hands to stop the slow rise of the girl’s shirt, his eyes looking anywhere but directly at her as he corrected himself.

“I said ‘let’s take it from the top’, not ‘Let’s take off your top.’“ A sigh escaped from him, the math book that sat in his lap soon being closed and placed to one side, it’s usefulness deserted for another evening. “I understand that it’s your least favorite subject, but I’m not going to make you start stripping if you get the answer wrong.”

He embraces the defenseless girl, wrapping his arms around her in comfort as the act had brought her to the brink of tears.

“We save that for the English classes.”

[maskedprotector]

"--Harder. HARDER I said! MASH THAT BUTTON LIKE YOUR LIFE DEPENDS ON IT!!!"

“Minako, I’m trying my best here! This is the first time I’ve tried this version of Sailor V!”

[maskedprotector]

Maybe not so NSFW

Starters that are a little dirty but could be completely innocent:

"That's pretty big..."

"Push it in."

"You had better wrap that."

"Room for one more?"

"Oh, that's nice."

"Harder. HARDER I said!"

"Put this blindfold on. I have something to show you."

"I've never done something like this before."

"Isn't that a little awkward?"

"I need it. Give it to me."

"Get in bed."

"I bought something today. Want to see it?"

"It's just you and me tonight. I was thinking we could have a little fun..."

"Want to play a game?"

"Turn over."

"I've got something for you."

"It was enormous!"

"I'm exhausted."

"I got some whipped cream and chocolate sauce..."

"I'm hot."

"Please tell me you brought protection."

"I like coming in through the back door."

"Fine. Just keep quiet. I don't want anyone to hear us."

[maskedprotector]

Silently she wraps her arms around him from behind, burying her face in his back and breathing in deeply. "I missed you..."

“U-Usako!”

Surprise overtook the reading Mamoru, unsure what had gotten in to the young girl who now clung to him as if he were begging to fall apart.

“Missed me? Usako it’s been five minutes since you fell asleep on the couch. I’ve been here this whole time.” 

Despite his better attempts at reasoning with her he soon found the futility in it. Instead, he let his hands slide behind him to lay his grip into the girl, holding her with just as much fervor.

“I missed you too.”

[starstoned]

THE PRINCE OF EARTH & HIS HEAVENLY KNIGHTS

When we look back upon heroes, they were never beautiful. As the classics once found their gaze upon them, these heroes held their palms to the stars. Fate embedded itself into the fibers of skin, as if it could throttle them. If they could force time to begin again, they would always find the path that would lead them to battlefield. Yet, they are beloved by history, despite how stubborn they were, despite the lessons they sought to teach, even such teachings were silent. The tales spun of heroes whispered upon its listeners the norms of the world, that women were meant as prizes and men were meant to topple mountains, as if to silent the children that will hold sticks in their hands and pretend them to be swords, and wonder why they weren’t meant to save the day as well.

[ INSP. ] [ POETRY. ]

[storiestold-deactivated20231105]

       Chibiusa Tsukino                                Usagi Tsukino

            Written by Jess                                                          Written by Rhea

[maskedprotector]

"Your love for me is like a rose...pointy."

“For once I can say: Yes, that is a rose in my pocket. But I’m happy to see you nonetheless.” 

[maskedprotector]

[tigrx-archive]

Submit a sex dream your character has had about mine.

[maskedprotector]

[eddiemomson]

let’s take a second and reflect on how literally everyone is thirsty for mamoru

[maskedprotector]

(Edited slightly.) [text] Mamoru, are you feeling alright? When I came back last night you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.

[text] I’d overheard someone say that you shouldn’t shove nuts in your mouth in the dark.[text] …I may now realize that I took that out of context[text] Please excuse my transgressions

[maskedprotector]

[text] He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.

[text] Honey[text] Sweetie[text] My one and only daughter[text] I’m going to need the name of that man, the pizza delivery driver, anyone you may have associated with in the past 24 hours, and a good attorney

[maskedprotector]

Sterk [text] He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.

[text] Sir, I can understand the confusion, but your apparent disappointment has me concerned for who you are spending your time with. 

[maskedprotector]

[text] So we successfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.

[text] My bathtub?![text] Your bathtub?![text] Who is this and do you need assistance and or a shower?!

[maskedprotector]

Do you eat Usagi's booty like groceries?

“I don’t know how she eats confectioneries, but I’m pretty sure saying ‘just eat it like a donut’ isn’t very informative.”

[memes-for-the-rper]

Ask my muse increasingly personal questions. See how far you can push them.

[headstrongmartin]

texts from last night! meme

[maskedprotector]

[text] Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today? [text] The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here [text] He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after. [text] I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW [text] So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one’s for Team USA. [text] He gave me the “find somebody who wants to date you for who you are” speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants. [text] I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese [text] I just got high off one hit and then Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refrigerator and researching ways to replace it [text] Seriously. I’m like, “Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you’re so fucking intelligent I’m turned on?” [text] Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet? [text] He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I’m keeping him. [text] I’m making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life. [text] It’s a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later. [text] Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I’ve been waiting for this moment forever. [text] Lesson learned. Don’t roleplay with a real knife. [text] We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman’s birthday party for the food. Whoops. [text] He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle. [text] I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I’d say it was a pretty successful Thursday night. [text] I’m wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real. [text] He’s like… An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It’s almost unsettling [text] I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I’ve found the One. [text] Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while… if you happen to find your balls then join us [text] i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled “dibs!”… [text] and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered “Simba” [text] so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog. [text] Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever. [text] Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me [text] We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sounds logical. Thank you daylight savings. [text] when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was “chug-a-lug” [text] There’s a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork. [text] Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine [text] My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there. [text] He told me he loved me. I didn’t know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him [text] Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten [text] Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly. [text] He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter. [text] we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I’ve ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury [text] I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man’s heart. [text] When was the last time you wore pants? [text] I’ve replaced you with thin mints and masturbation [text] Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast. [text] Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time [text] Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent [text] We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person. [text] I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how’s your day going? [text] I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn’t need it today. [text] We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What’s wrong with this tradition? [text] all i’ve had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila. [text] Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don’t exist? [text] Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special [text] And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention [text] This is a mass text to all my friends. Whoever gets this first, please find me and confiscate my phone immediately. I am far too high to have it. Even if you have to punch me in my face to get it. Otherwise, let the “High While Analyzing Disney Movies” texts begin. [text] Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won’t quit poking me on fb [text] I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes [text] One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won’t be me. I’m drinking liquor out of a fishbowl. [text] You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy [text] im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster [text] just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing. [text] I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on [text] Let’s play a little game called “Chill the Fuck Out” - you’re our first contestant [text] Didn’t get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie. [text] I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion. [text] you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat [text] tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance? [text] We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out [text] maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game [text] i think its awesome that according to your mom i’m your friend that caught on fire. [text] So fucked up. Can’t tell if I’m starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out. [text] I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day. [text] Vodka is such a love hate relationship. [text] you traded sex for a burrito? [text] I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos. [text] You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there. [text] it’s not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher. [text] You’re always adorable, but when you’re drunk, you’re like Chia Pet adorable. [text] this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest [text] I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box [text] I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old’s Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day. [text] It’s like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it’s gummy bears and instead of milk it’s vodka. [text] You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go [text] Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome. [text] we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying “i mean who doesn’t like cheetos” [text] quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you [text] I left a cheeto on everyone’s car trailing to the house i’m at, hanzel and gretel style. [text] Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again. [text] nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs [text] When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar. [text] kinda considering buying a life alert for sophomore year [text] My phone auto-corrects smirnoff to poisoned. I think it is trying to tell me something. [text] Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex. [text] you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing ‘follow the yellowbrick road’. i’m pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted [text] It’s like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job. [text] did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes? [text] The world would be so much better with thought bubbles. [text] I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy! [text] You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen. [text] I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter. [text] So I woke up today with someone’s door knob in my pocket. I hope everybody else got out of the house ok. [text] So we successfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know. [text] Because when I say ‘You shouldn’t drink anymore’, she hears, ‘I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks’ [text] okay, this game isn’t funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are. [text] The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing. [text] when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed [text] so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat. [text] You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone [text] never. drinking. again. [text] I’m gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see. [text] got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night [text] I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now [text] i’m out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction. [text] Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.