Ask Z-096

Made this cuz the murder kiwi doesn't get enough love in my opinion-

[maskofsadness]

INTROOO

Hello there expendables!

Blog is closed due to the literal crime that happened.

Key:

This font is pAInter

This is Z-096

With the help of pAInter I've managed to get access to this thing you idiots use to talk to people called the internet- I convinced them to make me an account because they couldn't stand my re-enactments of theatre plays while waiting for someone to open the door.

"Please I beg of you guys entertain this idiot I don't know how many more out of tune songs I can take-"

DNI LIST!!! (Will be updated)

Minors (UNLESS I KNOW YOU PERSONALLY.)

No NSFW (I am Aroace so none of that shit- and honestly out of every character you want that with THE HOMICIDAL IKEA MEATBALL WITH GIANT FEET???)

[maskofsadness]

I make one post about something I actually like in the game that I appreciated and the next day everything goes to fucking shit.

This blog was already kinda dead but ohhh it's definitely dead now.

Fuckin hell.

Y'all can go to my other blog @cookierunmadness if you want. I dunno.

[maskofsadness]

The existence of these 3 charms brings me so much joy.

[maskofsadness]

UPDATE I FOUND A 4TH ONE.

[maskofsadness]

The existence of these 3 charms brings me so much joy.

[p-a-i-nter]

Give me back my turrets, you dirty surface computer.

- @urbanshadesnavi-ai

"NOO!!!! NEVERRRRRRR!!!! AHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!"

[urbanshadesnavi-ai]

Oh my god, you are actually more annoying than I thought and childish, too.

[p-a-i-nter]

"At least I'm SMARTER!! You couldn't hack a children's toy if you tried!! Also, your security SUCKS!!!"

[urbanshadesnavi-ai]

First of all, you are not acting like you're smarter. Second of, I could too. I still do have access to turrets, just not the ones you have. The prisoners lack the cognitive function to follow basic instructions and are shot in the submarine. Also, if my security sucked then why did you steal it? It makes no sense to steal something that sucks.

[p-a-i-nter]

"Well, if you wanna be so technical, it gives me an advantage and something to actually do here!! I don't know how you don't get so BORED IN HERE."

[urbanshadesnavi-ai]

I just have a better attention span.

[p-a-i-nter]

"I have better weapons!!! How about that?? Hm???"

[urbanshadesnavi-ai]

You know what, I'm done bickering with you. I have better things to do than to argue with someone who acts like a child.

[p-a-i-nter]

"Hey!! I don't act like a child-!! That's just rude, especially for an old hag like you!!"

[maskofsadness]

The adults are fightingggg-

[maskofsadness]

"Um, hi 👋. I heard from P_AI_nter that you like musicals?

...do you like Epic the Musical? It's my favorite."

-Violet ( @photosfromtheblacksite )

Y E S.

I am a Greek comedy mask after all so a Greek Musical is p e r f e c t i o n-

[maskofsadness]

*a short, red, bean-shaped creature with two stubby legs and no arms appeared before you. It had one blue glass window at the top of its head that made it look like a cyclops. It also had a little backpack on its back*

Painter wtf is that-

Uhhh hang on let me just- [Searching...] Google says that's what one would call an amogus-

...can I eat it-

Wh- no you can't eat it! Is that thing even made of meat-

[reificati0ns]

You enjoy all entities?

Even pandemonium??

”why of course!.. why?.. is something wrong?..”

[maskofsadness]

*GASPPPP* I AM LOVED???

[reificati0ns]

”indeed you are.”

[maskofsadness]

YIPPEEEEEEE-

(Mod: It looks like it's giving a thumbs up back-)

[reificati0ns]

You enjoy all entities?

Even pandemonium??

”why of course!.. why?.. is something wrong?..”

[maskofsadness]

*GASPPPP* I AM LOVED???

[astray-anomaly]

[c4lyps00-deactivated20250815]

@sebbiesolace EXPLAIN YOURSELF BROTHER /silly

[sebbiesolace]

THE RESEARCHERS NEVER PAID ME IN MONEY SO I HAVE TO DO THIS.

[c4lyps00-deactivated20250815]

IDIOT

[sebbiesolace]

.... MEAN.

[c4lyps00-deactivated20250815]

CRY ABOUT IT

[sebbiesolace]

FUCK YOU!!

[maskofsadness]

YOU'RE A GIANT WHALE SHARK FISH THING HOW CAN YOU NOT JUST BREAK THE MACHINE-

Yeahhhhh- this has happened several times, I get a kick out of watching it through the cameras lol.

[sebbiesolace]

I CAN BUT I DONT WANT TO DEAL WITH THE GLASS!! AND FUCK YOU pAI YOU LAUGH AT ME

[maskofsadness]

You'd be laughing too if you saw how goofy you look cursing at the vending machine.

YEAH YA LOOK STUPID!

Z-096 you can't talk you literally got wedged in the doorway once because you got too big.

....MAN SCREW YOU-

[astray-anomaly]

[c4lyps00-deactivated20250815]

@sebbiesolace EXPLAIN YOURSELF BROTHER /silly

[sebbiesolace]

THE RESEARCHERS NEVER PAID ME IN MONEY SO I HAVE TO DO THIS.

[c4lyps00-deactivated20250815]

IDIOT

[sebbiesolace]

.... MEAN.

[c4lyps00-deactivated20250815]

CRY ABOUT IT

[sebbiesolace]

FUCK YOU!!

[maskofsadness]

YOU'RE A GIANT WHALE SHARK FISH THING HOW CAN YOU NOT JUST BREAK THE MACHINE-

Yeahhhhh- this has happened several times, I get a kick out of watching it through the cameras lol.

[maskofsadness]

Thoughts on p.AI.nter

They're fun to annoy. But I wish they'd stop crushing me with the door whenever I attack someone-

Yeah that's about the answer I expected from you-

[sebbiesolace]

"Hiiii Sebbie I escaped my enclosure again you know what that meansss!" About to terrorize this fish man until pAInter gets them back behind a fake door

"God damnit, now is SO not the time, you meaty mass of misery."

[He snarled at the masked figure, lashing his tail. Blood was visible on his teeth, a matching set of puncture wounds on his third arm.]

"One of these days, you WILL learn to leave me be."

[maskofsadness]

Nahhhhhhhhh I don't think I will-

The mask was kinda taking up the space in the vent as well- it didn't exactly fit-

[maskofsadness]

Do you get lonely in your little dark rooms?

......sometimes.....but the nearby squiddles can be entertaining, it's really funny when they accidentally bump into each other-

[maskofsadness]

"Who the fuck let my dog have a tumblr blog?"

(I have to make at least one silly ask someday so here we go)

@ask-painter

Uhhhh last I checked YOU did. Who do you think got me access to the internet? An expendable? Nah I annoyed you with Sincerely Me from Dear Evan Hansen- until you finally gave me a different way to distract myself!

[maskofsadness]

Did pAInter ever showed you some TV shows or films by any chance? Say what do you think about opera, hm?

Yes and I'm slowly starting to regret that decision-

He doesn't like my rendition of Beauty and the Beast-

YOU CANNOT SING-

OH AND I LOVEEE OPERA-

He cannot sing opera though- surprise surprise the flesh blob is VERY OFFKEY-

[maskofsadness]

YOU ARE SO MEAN >:[

It's funny! You should try it out sometime!

(please don't actually be an asshole lol)