i only shoot up with your perfume

mason evans, n., songwriting extraordinaire.

[anderblainey-deactivated2013071]

Guys.

[anderblainey-deactivated2013071]

Accurate.

Andersmellytshirt is a little long for Tyler, though.

[masonsevans-blog]

Anderfro.

[masonsevans-blog]

Vegas was fun.

[andertyler]

A very small part.

[masonsevans-blog]

Stick that in your juice box and suck it.

[anderblainey-deactivated2013071]

Guys.

[anderblainey-deactivated2013071]

Nice to be back, so far — Anderpuppy. I — okay. That one’s fine.

[masonsevans-blog]

Andercardigan?

[masonsevans-blog]

Vegas was fun.

[andertyler]

No.

[masonsevans-blog]

Deny it all you want, but you just admitted I'm in your dreams.

I'll take it.

[anderblainey-deactivated2013071]

Guys.

So. Er. Kind of forgot I had this. I say kind of because — well, I remembered at various times during my time away, but felt guilty that I hadn’t been on, so, logically, stayed away for even longer…at least I talk to you all in person incessantly? Anywho — Blaine’s back! 

[masonsevans-blog]

Nice of you to join us again, Anderpuppy.

[masonsevans-blog]

Vegas was fun.

[andertyler]

Don’t do this.

[masonsevans-blog]

You did this to yourself.

[masonsevans-blog]

Vegas was fun.

[andertyler]

Nah. My dreams contain a significantly larger percentage of Natalie Dormer and chocolate cheesecake than you, dude. Sorry ‘bout that.

[masonsevans-blog]

The butterfly tramp stamp's name is Natalie Dormer.

[masonsevans-blog]

Vegas was fun.

[andertyler]

Still cuter than you.

[masonsevans-blog]

In your dreams, Curly.

[justevaberry]

You’re just tons of fun.

Nearly $1000! Awesome or what?! Oh, gross. Gaudy sucks. Swap it for something more elegant.

[masonsevans-blog]

Would you rather me say something like, "or else I'll melt your Han Solo action figure"? I didn't think so.

I regret asking. Now I just feel excruciatingly lame. I'll pawn it and put money back for getting a ring later or something. It's not like I'll need it anytime soon.

[masonsevans-blog]

Vegas was fun.

[andertyler]

You can’t handle the truth.

[masonsevans-blog]

You're a pig.

[justevaberry]

Or else what?

A bank? Please, I made freakin’ Wall Street! Never doubt my poker face, ladies and gentleman. I grew up with Rachel, so I had to learn how to act my little soks off. And you have a (possibly) diamond ring?! Damn. Save that for the future lucky lady (or dude. It could happen) in your lifel!

[masonsevans-blog]

Or else... I'll go to sleep?

How much did you sucker off those poor old guys? Yes, I potentially have a diamond ring that I won in a bet in poker. It's the one card game I can beat almost anyone at, but I was too humble to play in the big games. I was gonna pawn it, but you may have a point. You know, if it wasn't gaudy.

[masonsevans-blog]

Vegas was fun.

[andertyler]

I mean, dude. I think I’m gonna have to be the judge of that.

[masonsevans-blog]

I said feel, not look.

I don't need no man to judge me.

[masonsevans-blog]

Vegas was fun.

[andertyler]

Just so long as you didn’t get any kinda STD, dodgy piercing and/or tramp stamp — you’re still pretty sweet, man.

[masonsevans-blog]

I'm offended.

The butterfly on my lower back makes me feel sexy.

[justevaberry]

Oh, sorry. That’s me. I thought it was funny.

Did you at least win anything whilst you were there, alongside getting blindly drunk? Because I can say from experience that combining the two is brilliant.

[masonsevans-blog]

Tread carefully, Berry.

I managed to get, like, thirty bucks and some guy's ring. I didn't make bank like you did, I'm guessing. Unless this diamond is real.

[masonsevans-blog]

justevaberry replied to your post: Vegas was fun.

The whole point of Vegas is to be left skint and in pain. Duh.

I can't move without something stabbing me in the head.

It's safe to say I experienced Vegas to a considerably full extent for an eighteen year old, considering I'm embodying an earthquake.

[masonsevans-blog]

Vegas was fun.

I'm so hungover, though.

I don't know if it was worth it.

[kny111]

I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, it’s a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope. Which is what I do, and that enables you to laugh at life’s realities.

Dr. Seuss (via ikenbot).  See more Seuss at UCSD’s Geisel Library → (via ucresearch)