you shouldn't be here

can you guys pass me around like a blunt. thanks. Can we take turns kissing with tongue

[cottoncandylesbo]

my stupid sorrowful wraiths keep discovering tomes and they're always like "my knowledge places me above men" bitch if you dont get your withered ass back in that fucking tomb!! you cant READ!!!

[misericordiia]

wound dressings and bandages are lingerie for the enlightened pervert

[presidentdragon]

"wtf is an egg laying kink?" my friend... I don't know how else to tell you this.... but it is all quite literally in the name

[presidentdragon]

look at me. look me in my eyes. there are brave souls out here contemplating the eroticism of greasing a bike chain. we can't be gawking at every kink this side of light spanking or we'll be here all day

[presidentdragon]

back in my undergrad I heard my 19 year old roommates tittering about sexy halloween costumes and ribbed condoms. one of them thought I was some kind of pervert bc I knew what furries were. they didn't even know what knotting was

[glintblade]

till the room doesn't smell anymore

[glintblade]

till none of the room's characteristics are observable

[fleursinthewall]

Drinking boba to microdose Oviposition

[just-sans-things]

your girl make it twerk on Instagram... my girl touching all up on me with her insectoid proboscis! we are NOT the same 😂

#probosciswomen #loveherproboscis

[mona-ex-machina]

If you were really my friend you’d do this highly unethical experimental surgery on me

[cottoncandylesbo]

yeah i got that bloons tower defense type pussy

[cheddar-baby]

An immaculate egg emerged from me this morning life works in wonderful ways it seems

[mrsterlingeverything]

Computer show me what this plane looks like without clothes on

[oldbutchdanielmolloy]

[redacted] isn’t enough i need [redacted]

[scissorsaint]

nice wound. Could use some salt though

[misericordiia]

enough of asking "would you still love me if i was a worm?" would you still love me if i was a pit in your stomach eating away at you from the inside? would you still love me if i was a distant memory you could do nothing but grieve? would you still love me if i haunted you for the rest of your life?

[laterkiss]

worry about it kitten daddy fucked up

[skramztwinkly]

everyone needs to stop having sex youre supposed to jerk off to your concepts face down in your dark bedroom

[minormalady]

I am the surgeon & I am the patient & I am the technician handing over the scalpel & I am the scalpel & I am the pervert touching themselves in the corner

[playthings2007]

Keep salting the wound I'm close