Save the world, Lose the girl

I got a plan, i think

[kthingz]

HaneAme 雨波

[tzhreh]

“I used to be afraid of the dark. Now, I just live in it.”

—

[nintendocafe]

Marnie | Pokemon Sword & Pokemon Shield only on Nintendo Switch

Art by Felix

[tzhreh]

People pay people to do somethings they can’t do for themselves.

[gobblechopstv]

[silver-tongues-blog]

sometimes i forget that bart is canonically a telepath

[popegoodvibes-returns]

HES A WHAT

[roosterreturns]

[ladylilithium]

[unadulteratedpiratepizza]

Don’t forget that on multiple occasions it’s been shown that Homer’s organs are independently conscious, including his brain, and can communicate with him to guide him or voice their own opinions.

[vyettri]

“...are you saying it’s our fault? Because AVALANCHE was here? Innocent people lost their lives because of us?“

[peteneems]

[henryscavills]

[tortellinigirl]

men really be like “well this woman has studied this subject her whole life, and i am a man, so we have equal knowledge on this”

[hcrzallerliebst-a-deactivated20]

it’s ok you could have just said “i hate men”

[tortellinigirl]

okay, i hate men

[welcometoyouredoom]

[goldnpoc]

Do you like girls?

Who doesn’t like girls? That’s the real question

[bareniabirkin]

The theme of my adult life — didn’t get what I wanted; got something better

[asapwalky]

[nocontextgoodplace]

[why-i-love-comics]

Gwenpool Strikes Back #2 (2019)

written by Leah Williams art by David Baldeon & Jesus Aburtov

[difficultsuggestions]

You aren’t a bad person for not being able to form relationships or connections with people easily

[spicymemesociety]

[hotvampireadjacent]

there’s a story in aesop’s fables, i think it is, about a human talking to a satyr or something. The satyr asks why the human is blowing on his hands during a snow storm and he says “to warm up” later inside the satyr asks the human why he’s blowing on the soup and the human says “to cool it down”

and the satyr has had enough and says “well I won’t have a guest that breaths cold air one moment and hot air the next” and tells the human to leave his house

[hotvampireadjacent]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

- Haa is hot because your breath is warm from your lungblood

- Hoo is cold because, while the air is still warm, you’re blowing it at a greater pressure by blowing it through a smaller hole, and the effect of the windchill is greater than the effect of the slight warmth in the air

[zeconster]

That story always pissed me off, because while people generally interpret it as “don’t be double-tongued” or “avoid those who are inconstant”, my interpretation was “satyrs are FUCKING STUPID”.