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[master-hypno-pet]

Thinking about staying my own bakery/Cafe. But first I want to sell my treats and I am gonna need taste testers lol any takers??

[randydotcom-deactivated20250628]

okay but are you going to be understanding if your dom is a little nervous and not as suave as you'd expect their first few times when domming you? are you going to make them feel comfortable enough to slip into the role without making them feel stupid about it? are you going to accept that real sex is not always as rigid as it would seem in text posts or your fantasies and that it is okay if there are some unserious moments in between the intensity? do you understand that we are all just people having fun and we need to be gentle with each other when showing this vulnerability?

[pr3ttypunisherr]

^^^

[empty-sigh]

turns me on when you stalk me and like every post

[hypnopum]

“Awh, who’s my cute little idiot huh?” Your partner cooed at you. “Who’s so completely stupid for me, huh? It’s you!” They cupped your chin with their hand, pulling your gaze to theirs. “Awh, you’re blushing… Is it humiliating when I talk to you like that?”

It was… But that wasn’t a bad thing. “Like you’re not even a person? Like you’re a fucking pet?” Their eyes were boring into yours, as they smiled down at you, maliciously. “Good. You should be humiliated. I can see how turned on it makes you. It isn’t normal, freak.”

They let go of your chin, and took a step back, examining you. “Oh my god, is that turning you on now? What can’t I call you? Pervert.” You averted your eyes, unable to stop the blush, the heat, creeping through your body. “Okay, no, I’ll stop. I won’t be too mean.”

With a chuckle, they came back to you, closer. Their voice softened. “I mean, I know you’d like that, but denial is good for you sometimes.” They placed a hand on both of your cheeks, and again, pulled your gaze to theirs. “Hey, come here. Look me in the eyes.”

With that command, you knew what was coming next. Your mind began to grow a little hazy, a little eager to give in to them. “I know, I know, you’re an idiot for me. But you are my idiot. Just a brainwashed, stupid plaything, that I get to toy with, and tease, and talk down to.”

They let go of your face. You didn’t look away from their eyes. “But I have another use for you. Kneel, toy.” Obediently, you lowered yourself before them. Their smile widened. “Good. Blank.” They snapped their fingers. The effect was instantaneous, and powerful.

The trigger hit your submissive brain, sending your thoughts scattering. They laughed. “Good. Time to put you to use.” They said, slipping their trousers, and underwear to the floor. One of their hands moved to the back of your head, pulling you towards their crotch.

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This was released yesterday on patreon (patreon.com/hypnopum) and subscribestar (https://www.subscribestar.adult/hypnopum)! Support me there to get early access to all future microfictions, from just £1/month! Or, from £5/month, you get access to my longer pieces!

You can also buy my book, Mesmorium, now, on Amazon, and Smashwords. It's an anthology of twelve tales of deliciously hot hypnosis and mind control. It's queer, and sexy as hell!

[infinitelyhisgirl]

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[muttsandmustelidae]

From the Nashville Zoo’s fb page! Here’s the petition, please please please take a moment to add your name (even if you’re not from Nashville!). If you are from Tennessee, contact your representatives and make it clear that the people do not want this data center. This is an AZA accredited zoo which is home to several species of critically endangered animals, we NEED to protect it. Make your voice heard!

[muttsandmustelidae]

Because people will pay attention to cute animals, here are some of the critically endangered/endangered species housed at the Nashville Zoo!

The Amur Leopard and Clouded Leopard (which recently celebrated its 50th cub born at the zoo!)

The Sumatran Tiger

The Red Ruffed Lemur and Ring-Tailed Lemur

The Cotton-Top Tamarin and White-Cheeked Gibbon

The Colobus Monkey and De Brazza’s Monkey

And the Mexican Spider Monkey!

Look at them!!!! Look at them and fight like hell to save them!!!!

[bisexualbaker]

[Image: Post by Nashville Zoo; transcript follows.]

We're asking our community to stand with us in protecting the animals, habitats, people and future of Nashville Zoo.

A proposed 69,000-square-foot data center is planned for property directly adjacent to the Zoo. While developers claim the facility will have no impact, no environmental studies or impact assessments have been conducted to evaluate potential effects on our animals, visitors, staff, or the surrounding community.

Data centers consume enormous amounts of electricity and water; straining power grids, depleting natural resources, and damaging our watershed. With nothing more than the word of a profit-seeking developer, how are we to know this new data center will not lead to irreversible damage to the animals we exist to protect?

We cannot afford to find out years from now how this facility has negatively impacted our 1.4 million annual visitors, our local community, or the 3,000 animals entrusting us with their care. We are calling on the Nashville community to join us in our fight to stop this data center from being built, now.

Please sign our petition and say yes to the Zoo by saying no to the new data center ➡ https://c.org/KxhXznzBcD

[alessandriana]

Date of Info: June 8, 2026

[myescape-mydesires]

When he says, “You’re adorable” he means he wants to fuck you in the most filthiest way. 😘

[hypnopum]

“Awh, toy! You are too cute! Ah, ah, ah, shhh…” Your hypnotist pressed their finger to your lips, silencing the words before they began. “Toys don’t talk, do they? No… That’s for humans. People. Toys aren’t people, toys are toys, dummy.” They laughed down at you.

You were blushing. The eyes of the rest of the room were fixed upon you. And your hypnotist was so easy to agree with. Toys didn’t talk, of course not. You just nodded your head. They clapped their hands, excitedly. “Good! Such a good toy. Now, kneel.”

With a speed that even you weren’t expecting, you sank to your knees. “Excellent, okay, and freeze!” They snapped their fingers on that last word, and your body locked in place, on your knees, before them. They turned to the crowd at the edges of the room.

“So, as you see folks, once I’ve got my toy in this headspace, it doesn’t matter that they’re not in trance anymore. They’re still acting on that obedience conditioning that I did earlier, even when they don’t realise it.” They reached down to you, smiling. “Aren’t you, toy?”

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This was released yesterday on patreon (patreon.com/hypnopum) and subscribestar (https://www.subscribestar.adult/hypnopum)! Support me there to get early access to all future microfictions, from just £1/month! Or, from £5/month, you get access to my longer pieces!

You can also buy my book, Mesmorium, now, on Amazon, and Smashwords. It's an anthology of twelve tales of deliciously hot hypnosis and mind control. It's queer, and sexy as hell!

[infinitelyhisgirl]

∞

[hexeosis]

[hexeosis]

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[infinitelyhisgirl]

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[manincaffeine]

Being hyper-sexual on tumblr 🤝 not having sex irl

[odeofagentlegiant]

I'd be more than happy to clear a spot at my feet under my desk for you, all so you can kneel in your personal little spot, arms tied up behind you, your head resting against my crotch while you look desperately up at me, begging for me to pull it out so you have something to keep your mouth busy.

[m4yaisdead]

born to be a cute slutty housewife that services their partner at any given moment. that walks around the house naked and makes yummy food and takes care of the pets.

forced to work 45+ hours a week at a job that is so stressful and takes a horrible toll on my mental and physical health and then go to sleep and go back to work.

[infinitelyhisgirl]

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[mindless-maisie]

the phrase “be good” but as a mind blanking trigger.

“be good”, your owner says, making sure you don’t cum while they’re out.

“be good”, your tist says, making you so open to their words.

[sprldreams]

Brainwashing and training are actually good for you. How could something trying to make you better be bad? That wouldn't make sense, would it? You deserve​ to be treasured and owned, don't you? So you should try to be the best you can, right?