Man this merch, it always manages to capture my smile🩷
HELLLL NAHHH WE GOT FUCKIN CLANKERS HERE????
CARTMAN!!! I THINK I SEE THAT SUPERSTAR STARTING TO MELT AWAY!!! OH NO!!
I NEED A SUPERSTAR TO DEAL WITH ALL YOU GREASEBALLS
DON'T YOU CALL ME A GREASEBALL.. CARL!!! AHAHAHAHAH!! CARL! CARL! CARL! LET ME INTO YOUR TURBO OIL POOL, CARL!
Oil pool? Huh?
That’s not a thing are you going insane
But you're a robot! Unless you wanna jump into a WATER pool with SHARKS in which case I'm happy to oblige and push you in!
I’m waterproof down to my circuits and I’m pretty sure I can survive sharks…little buddy
DIDN'T I SAY TO STOP CALLING ME THAT, URINE-BOY?! IM GONNA KICK YOUR ASS IF YOU DO IT AGAIN!!!
Let’s see…
Little Buddy Little Buddy Little Buddy Little Buddy Little Buddy Little Buddy Little Buddy
THAT'S IT!!!!!!!! TASTE THE RAINBOW, MOTHERFUCKAAGHHHHHHHHHH STEEL HURTS AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
What did you expect-EWWWW
How long has it been since you’ve gotten up from that armchair?! EYUCK!
OWCCHHHH.. I LAST TOOK A SHOWER 9 MONTHS AGOOO.. BUT WHAT DOES IT MATTER TO YOU-?!
BECAUSE YOU SMELL LIKE YOU BELONG IN THE STONE AGE
YOUR TAKING A SHOWER RIGHT NOW
NO! NO! YOU CAN'T MAKE ME! NOOOO!!
Hey, pal! That's no way to talk to new neighbors dontcha think?
You’re absolutely right!…
What would your name happen to be?
Dally-hoo! You seem like the interesting type, the name's Eddie Bull, buddy! Welcome to the neighborhood, Pal! Good to meet'cha!
Why thank you! You’re very friendly (and small…you remind me of Spike and Dimitri…)
Uhh, are the 4th grader and expired milkshake always like this?
Yeah, unfortunately! Those two always make the "most embarrassing moments" headlines my pal Dora writes for the news here! It's like they never learn.. Pity, right?
Yeah…”Pity”…
Also Dora?
Why yes, Hello!
OH MY-
Um, hi! You look…lovely!
(Reminds me of Petunia…but with a body…oh my god if that was a thing)
Greetings, my name is Dora. Dora Smarmy. Are you Johnny's cousin perhaps? Brother even? Looks like it.
Hi Dora uh, I’m very new and I don’t know who this “Johnny” is so I’m not family
I already have a big one back in 2037 and I just needed some me time…looks like that’s not happening in one way
Oh dont worry, Sir!!
At first life here is pretty spooky but once you get used to it you start to see the fun of it! Well.
We do go through mass near end of the world events once in a while... Well, more like a lot of the time..
But it's SUPER fun, still!
Oh! Another robot! That’s admittedly…unexpected considering those first two guys
(The blue reminds me of someone…but I should ask for his name)
Wait lemme guess…your name is…Vinnie
CLOSE!! BUT THAT'S A NICKNAME MY LOVELY LIKES TO GIVE ME! MY NAME IS VINNYL AND ITS SO SOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOO SO SO SO SO SO SOOOOO NICE TO MEET ANOTHER ONE OF MY KIND!!! OOOOHHH WE COULD BE TWIN BROTHERS US TWO!!
*Gets squeeze hugged by Vinnyl*
ACK-
You’re very-*squeeze* ENERGETIC!!
Also-ACK!!! My lovely?
HEH, YEAHHHH!! I GET THAT ALOOTT! I'VE NEVER SEEN IT AS A PROBLEM, THOUGH!
AND YEAH! HER NAME IS SYMPHONIA AND SHE'S THE LOVELIEST ROBOT AROUND TOWN! YOU WOULDN'T HAPPEN TO HAVE YOUR OWN "SYMPHONIA," WOULD YOU?
Symphonia…
Also I do but, I don’t know if she’s really around here exactly…
Oh, really? What I always do is whistle! It disturbs everyone but it works! Try that, buddy!
I-…think I have a better alternative…
*Carl’s head opens to shoot out fireworks and flagpoles, the flags read “BONNIE” and the fireworks explode to say “BONNIE PLEASE IM OVER HERE”*
OOOOOO!! FANCY, ADVANCED! I WANT SOME UPGRADES LIKE THAT! Maybe I should ask the twins..
I-…if you want upgrades then good for you if they work out…
*Bonnie sees the grandiose fireworks and is surprised*
Fireworks?! Of that magnitude?! But that could only mean-
CARL!!
BONNIE! Thank Cornelius I was hoping you’d show up soon!…