Second Star To The Right

A jumbled mess of politics, porn, and memes.

[vilekasen]

THIS ONLY HAPPENS ONCE EVERY FEW YEARS, REBLOG WHILE YOU CAN

[master-yen-sid]

If you're seeing this, it was scheduled YEARS ago.

[iftye]

[mughler-deactivated20190524]

i wonder where i’ll be this time next year

[suckingonaglasspipe]

Kissing @master-yen-sid

[master-yen-sid]

@suckingonaglasspipe This is scheduled from 1 year ago today. I know on everything I am and everything I have that you and I are still kissing and in love when this posts.

[suckingonaglasspipe]

One year later exactly.. and I still love you.

[master-yen-sid]

I haven’t been on Tumblr for a couple days but yeah. I had exactly zero doubts. This is true love. This is forever love. I love you so much and I love you more every day that goes by.

[suckingonaglasspipe]

This is another year later, in 2021 and I’m still in love with my Dizzy💜❤💜

[master-yen-sid]

2022 Babygirl. I am yours. And you are mine. Forever and ever and ever. 💚💜💚💜💚

[sandmandaddy69]

[wasatch-wendigo]

Star-crossed lovers

[lovinglystar]

Do you think love can bloom even on a battlefield?

[science]

[somethinglikeanarchive]

Halloween Tumblr at the stroke of midnight on October 1st

[acheemient]

It’s that time of year again!!

[tarrevizsla]

THE PRINCESS BRIDE (1987) dir. Rob Reiner

And now Inigo does something we have never seen him do before: he smiles.

from the script of The Princess Bride by William Goldman.

[vintageblr]

ELVIRA: MISTRESS OF THE DARK (1988) dir. James Signorelli

[luxlightly]

It's so important to remember that tumblr is bad. Has been bad. And will likely remain bad for the foreseeable future. And that is vital to our survival. If Tumblr was a good website that worked, it would get turned into a corporate hellscape like every other site. It's so important that Tumblr is broken and poorly run and impossible to effectively navigate. It's all that's keeping us safe.

[modogoblin]

[rosenroll]

[master-yen-sid]

@suckingonaglasspipe

[rosenroll]

[mercurys-in-retrograde]

Good Moderate Bitch Head

Good Moderate Bitch Head

[girlmostlikely]

[robin-buck1ey]

The fact that it’s canon that Robin can spit in the face of her Russian captor while being tied up without stuttering but stutters around none other than the Nancy Wheeler speaks volumes.

[memewhore]

[bunjywunjy]

one if by land, two if by sea, one screaming guy from the sky if they're coming up the hill

[iridessence]

I hope you fall in love with yourself. Not because you have to for anyone else to, or because I say so, but just because you deserve to be happy with the person you are spending your entire life with.

[bimboid]

crow singing along to flute music

[drunkenhills]

When I read "crow singing", NOTHING prepared me for the crow going "lalala"