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[bruzum]

[melancholic-whimsy]

yeah im afab (assigned fundamentally flawed at birth)

[scoutsmoocrew]

What if a lactating person is locked in a room with a dog indefinitely? Should they let the dog starve?

Who are you people?!

[2-beadyeyes-deactivated20251104]

um. cut him in half

[gorbling]

hot dog or hamburger style, boss

[aflo]

if you're washed chopped and cooked then you might be vegetables

[famouspainterwombat]

[voidfishersong]

#i HAVE to include context as a classical musician who is *almost*in these spaces #this is from the schleswig-holstein music festival #(presumably faculty????) #which is probably The most selective classical music festival in the goddamn world #these people are some of the best you will ever hear on their respective instruments #this was literally posted originally by the goddamn schleswig-holstein music festival #these are their dudes #classical musician me is being shocked by seeing them on tumblr #y’all don’t even know how insane this is #y’all are just enjoying chickens playing saxophone and cornet (via @clockworkouroboros )

[meanmisscharles]

Isn't it interesting that a site that's regularly going on about revolution and burning it all down and killing the rich doesn't give a damn about a kid being murdered for being wrongly thought to have stolen some $4 worth of water because he had a gun?

A gun he didn't even show until 3 crazed adults chased him FOR NO REASON over 1000 yards WITH THEIR GUN.

I hope Black people are taking note of the non- response here.

[mycomni]

South Carolina jury finds store owner not guilty of murder in killing of Black teen

A South Carolina jury on Monday found a store owner not guilty of murder in the 2023 shooting of a Black 14-year-old.

https://abc7chicago.com/post/south-carolina-jury-finds-store-owner-not-guilty-murder-killing-black-teen/19218916/

Reminder to everyone that the store owner was not convicted of murder. The lawyer even had the audacity to suggest the boy brought it upon himself for being armed. Like yeah, I can see why he was armed. People like your client are itching for a reason to shoot! He shot a child over SUSPECTED theft of four bottles of water. That is not a shootable offense, that's not even a slap worth offense. And where is the proof he actually stole it, bc judging how the articles said alleged and suspected, he didn't have any evidence before he started shooting.

[segamascott]

[hotvampireadjacent]

[tlirsgender]

I think it's cute when depictions of our solar system include earth's moon. Like yeah sure the moon's invited. We just like her

[tlirsgender]

Like simplified models that don't have Literally Everything just the planets. And our moon #OurMoon

[enthusispastic]

To be fair, some have argued (convincingly), that she should be considered a planet.

[enthusispastic]

@vacuously-true

[spiribia]

They just let cats run off with raccoons. Whatever

[bovineblogger]

heyyy friends just so everyone knows, tumblr added a comments page to peoples blogs? it was on by default for me, but i found the switch to turn it off under general settings -> replies

[partywithponies]

Strange racists and homophobes on the internet seem to have access to an alternate way cooler version of TV than me. "every white character on TV is in an interracial relationship" "every show has a gay couple in it" "main characters keep having to secretly be bisexual and nonbinary" "every show has gratuitous full frontal nudity" like damn promise?? What channel???

[urlocalpyshcopan]

as a black gay person real like where y'all be finding this stuff pass the name

[brainsforbabyjesus]

for real though, those DO NOT WATCH OR YOU'LL CORRUPT YOUR CHILDREN lists put out by conservative christian family groups is where I find all the stellar tv shows. Like, shit I didn't know half of those existed, thanks for finding them for me, gonna go watch 30 hours of gay tv now!

[infamousbrad]

I think I know how this works.

For personal context, before I went to the '98 Burning Man festival, one of the things I'd read from a couple different journalists was that "everybody" runs around naked. Which, fine by me, I'd already spent a lot of time in clothing-optional spaces, I'm not fanatic about it but it's nice.

So I got there early and set up a public shade structure on one of Black Rock City's main roads and spent most of each afternoon just watching the crowds go by. I don't remember seeing more than one actually naked person the whole week. I think a topless woman passed by my intersection maybe every half an hour, sometimes once an hour. So why in the hell were people, normally pretty smart and observant writers, coming away with the impression that everybody was naked?

Then I remembered an unrelated passage from Joel Garreau's great book about the history of the outer-ring suburbs, Edge City. Mall developers told him flat-out that they tried to keep the crowds in their malls less than 5% black. Not because they themselves were racist, but because they had determined, experimentally, that if more than 5% of the people in the mall are black, the median white shopper will wrongly describe the mall as at least half black, as mostly black. And not a few of them would describe it, at 6% black, as a mall where "only black people go." Why?

Because, emotionally, they were still upset over the last one when the next one came into view.

Same as the journalists describing Black Rock City as all naked. Same as the right-wing religious culture warriors describing television as entirely mixed-race and gender non-conforming. Not because it's even vaguely true, we know that, but because they haven't gotten over their discomfort over the last one by the time the next one comes along. The anger, not the stimulus, is the part that's continuous, so their mind lies to them that it's "all" the thing they can't get over.

[kagedtiger]

Similar effect for the presence/proportion of women in things, by the way: https://health.howstuffworks.com/mental-health/human-nature/perception/how-17-equals-496-the-amazing-multiplying-women.htm

[newtonpermetersquare]

So that’s basically how it went down

[tricornking]

I resent just how fucking accurate this shitpost is, congratulations OP, you effectively illustrated how Darwin’s Theory of Natural Selection became accepted by the wider public using a FUCKING MUPPETS MEME, here is your A+, get the hell out of my office

[anxietyproblem]

[kairithemang0-fm]

Reblog if you're transmasc, support trans men, or want a chocolate chip cookie

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