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I AM A GOD-KILLING VIRUS, DESTRUCTION WITH EIGHT ARMS, MONSTER WITH SEVEN SEVERED HEADS. I AM THE SON OF MARS, CLEANSED WITH INFECTED BLOOD, VILE DISEASE WALKING ON TWO LEGS.

( I AM BEYOND GOD! I AM HUMAN! )

#i know i havent been here much but. support my brand.#promo.

most embarrassing guildmaster award

#mun art.#master beatin #cemi jinjahl #final fantasy 14

anyone want to take a guess on which sailor/lominsan beatin dated who taught him the shanty he sings in the dance quest

#i wabnt it to be brithael but i feel like its also probably an actual sailor #se will never release this information and it kills me inside BUT YOU KNOW.#'never mind how i know' YOU KNOW HE FUCKED A SAILOR....#ooc.

👄 + jandelaine!

“The man may not look like much. He may not sound like much. In fact, some people would describe him as another pompous Ishgardian peacock. (Doubtless due to the fact that his hair actually does look like a peacock’s, of a sort.) But the truth is…

He’s much more than that. He’s an artisan, yes, a true talent with a pair of scissors, but his true greatness is not in his styling. He knows…he knows people. How to read them, and how to help them. A great deal more than I, or any other guildmaster can say.

It shames me none to say he saved my life. And though he relentlessly bothers me for a new haircut, I cannot part with this. For every time despair has me in its grip, I think back to that day…

The day of my rebirth.

I won’t lose my way again. That is a promise I made to him then.”

#((im gonna just lay on the floor after this one))#Anonymous

the guildmasters dancing to k/da’s pop/stars

#artists...cosplayers....make it happen #ooc.

yea i ship them keep scrolling >:/

#ff14 #ffxiv #final fantasy xiv #beatin mainrocquat #severian lyctor

redolent rose smashing open the doors to the oak atrium when he finds out beatin’s not wearing the hat he made him

#please....i love the guildmasters so much i want more guildmaster rpers ;w;#ooc.

“I swear to Nophica, if I had a gil every time my idiot apprentices actually cost me brain cells...well, I wouldn’t have to be a carpenter anymore.”

#open.#guess who got smacked in the head with a length of lumber today?

I thought him far from Gridania, on campaign. When did he return? And why would he not greet me in person?

We have known each other for so many years...Well, I can only assume his duties leave no time for such niceties. I am glad to hear he is home and well.

#ffxiv #ff14 #final fantasy xiv #master beatin #gairhard #everything i sacrificed was worth it for these pics

AYYYYYY GUESS WHO GOT 50 CRP TONIGHT AND CAN NOW WEAR BEATIN’S SLUTTY GUILDMASTER GEAR IN CUTSCENES

#what happens when a carpenter tries to save eorzea? tune in to find out #ooc.

👄 + Urianger~

“I’ll be completely honest, I don’t have a blessed idea what he’s saying most of the time. I am just not intelligent enough to decipher it. But despite whatever he’s saying, I find myself…entranced. And not just because I’ve seen what’s under the hood and goggles (and just so happen to enjoy that view). He’s just so…alluring, mysterious…charming, even.

Though I have noticed he’s a bit of a loner, even with his friends. I get the idea they don’t understand him any more than I do. He always has his nose in a book, as well…though I know they’re not all scholarly, hmhm. Despite that, though, he’s extremely loyal, and cares for his friends. I wonder…

Will I ever…?

No, that’s ridiculous.”

#Anonymous

dovingmemes

send a ‘👄 + character name’ and my muse will talk about that character

#i need...insp....#memes.

im trying desperately not to be shipping beatin/cid but sadly theres a cursed me that can and will ship this dumb carpenter with any available male npc in the whole ass game

#ooc.#LOOK #IMAGINE CID TEACHING BEATIN MAGITEK #HOW CAN YOU NOT THINK ITS CUTE???#also i want their boobie windows to fight

BEATIN IS A WHOLE ASS FOOT AND A HALF TALLER THAN CID IM LOSING MY SHIT

#perfect dick-sucking height.#also me: no more shitposts until you do just one reply. im begging #dark me: no #ooc.

NEVER introduce your boyfriends to Timbermaster Beatin, kids.

He’s Mr. Steal Yo Man.

@housefortempsknight

#ooc.

sagamemes

reblog this if your muse is on the autistic spectrum.

i wanna find more people with muses who are autistic, and also see how many there are in general. if you’re okay with it, do mention in the tags as well if you, the mun, are on the spectrum yourself or not: either is fine, just for reference’s sake.

#HELL yeah this man has special interests AND an inability to control his emotions leading to many meltdowns #i never got an autism diagnosis but i have adhd they have many similiarities

beatin, meeting the scions of the seventh dawn for the first time: *panics and starts blabbering about the wood used to make minfilia’s desk* the scions: .... urianger: ❤ :) ❤

#'isnt he so knowledgable :)'#ooc.

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