space

vaginas, vaccinations, validations

[haemus-deactivated20150612]

astrology says my pussy is tight

[dennys]

you: dad, will you fix me an egg?

your dad:

[pizzathehutt24-deactivated20190]

Optimus Pride

[your-ass-is-grass-and-ima-mow-i]

[swept]

[fuckthekxng]

Same

[bifacts]

If you're under "bifacts", shouldn't you only have two facts listed?

…shit.

[masterblazzing]

What people think it means when we say "Language is evolving": This pejorative term isn't bad anymore because it's funny to me and I say so.

What it actually means when we say "Language is evolving": English has developed a specific verb for tricking people into listening to Rick Astley's "Never Gonna Give You Up"

[intoasylum]

[autistichalfblood]

intoasylum:

the ladies on friends aren’t here for your idiotic gender stereotypes 

[moseby]

[help-mywife]

Help; my wife wants to play Cotton Eye Joe on repeat while we sleep tonight to see what kind of dreams we have

[nasa-official]

if this gets 100,000 notes then i, the worlds greatest space agency will personally shoot donald trump into the sun

[nasa-official]

200,000 notes to also shoot the republican party leaders who don’t want to fund science into the sun

[tanthesuperman]

Preferred place for guys to cum?

To his senses

[thahalfrican]

[lukecastellan]

[romancelesbian]

my gf: *does anything*

me:

[downwithneocolonialism]

[brentraptor]

(bake me up) bake me up a pie / (one-third cup) of flour for our pie