Time to obsess about something for a week

Annoying lesbian who cant spell | any pronouns idc

[kittybyte]

based off that one 'demolitionists are a synthetic race' idea yea i dunno the original post wahoo

baby taph

[masterblooky]

I've been thinking this since like, episode 4 or 5, but I can't help but imagine how relieved Legs was that Scott was just as bad as he thought he was. Wow, Legs super hates that guy.

Because it's very convenient to have the head of all this vampire business, the 'sire', be an awful person. If they have to kill someone to cure the others, thank god it's someone as unapologetically evil as Scott.

[masterblooky]

Hnnnggg accidentally posted smth when I wanted to post it in the morning hopefully no one saw it

[masterblooky]

Can we get a counter on the amount of times a vampire nibbled on another vampire. I know it only happened like 4 times but it’s still amusing to me

[masterblooky]

Every single crypt pitfall death has me dying of laughter. Welcome back Past Life SMP

[masterblooky]

no one knows how much Scott repeatedly saying “I don’t die” means to me. Can’t explain it but ik someone will get me

[masterblooky]

One of the things I think Scott’s mastered in his social game (aside from manipulation) is that his arguments don’t have to be 100% logical or free of holes so long as no one brings up any rebuttal.

Like if you argue with someone in defense of something that’s ‘wrong’, if they don’t have a rebuttal, they lose that argument. doubt creeps in.

So it never actually matters if he’s lying or hypocritical, because he’s persuasive enough that no one will point it out, and if they do, he’ll argue back until they stop.

[masterblooky]

I genuinely think legs is the only one to notice that he’s not necessarily AMAZING at arguing, everyone else is just easily influenced

[masterblooky]

One of the things I think Scott’s mastered in his social game (aside from manipulation) is that his arguments don’t have to be 100% logical or free of holes so long as no one brings up any rebuttal.

Like if you argue with someone in defense of something that’s ‘wrong’, if they don’t have a rebuttal, they lose that argument. doubt creeps in.

So it never actually matters if he’s lying or hypocritical, because he’s persuasive enough that no one will point it out, and if they do, he’ll argue back until they stop.

[masterblooky]

Watched Owen’s POV thinking his beef with Pyro was somewhat one sided. Hopped onto Pyro’s POV. Nope. They do not like each other lmaoooo

[masterblooky]

I think it’s funny that whenever a human talking about vampires being redeemable or still having a semblance of humanity, they are never under any circumstances talking about Scott.

Also the cure requires the “sire” to die, which, unless Owen decides to turn someone next episode, means only Scott has to die for the vampires to be cured.

Oh Scott “Cooked” Goldsmith, you will be gone, but never forgotten

[masterblooky]

Avid trying to rally people to his defense in the town meeting… clearly he’s never read lord of the flies

[rainydaydecaf]

By far my favorite part of Scott’s episode was when he looked Sausage dead in the eye and ate a clove of garlic and continued talking like nothing was wrong, and meanwhile in his POV his vision was reeling and his throat was burning the whole time, he was clinging to composure by the skin of his teeth and he probably collapsed and threw up as soon as the humans were out of sight.

[masterblooky]

Scott saying he never told Pyro to call him sire despite responding positively to him doing it every time they were in private. I think I have ijbolitis.

[themanlykittenkayden]

VAMPIRES SMP SPOILERS

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Oh to be an unwitting, unfortunate man wandering the woods with two centuries old vampires who fight over who gets to turn you…

This wasn’t even ship art, vampirism is just like that. Process under the cut

Flash warning though, I did genuinely try to learn rendering for once before deciding I liked it too much as it was.

[prettylemonade]

Some azuretime angst.

uhhh i am new here sooooooo the post may be crooked and awkward, I'm sorry if i broke ur eyes. I'll also say that english is not my native language, so the comic may be hard to read. Anyway, I hope you like it ok bai :D

[glassaiko]

hiding your bad sides

and avoid talking about it

[masterblooky]

Session so cooked I don’t even have anything to say