[capt-cdanvers]

Give me more of Peter who is used to Tony’s wealth and just being so casual with it. Like thinking nothing of taking his black Amex for a shopping spree for him and his friends. Taking the SI jet just because him and Ned found out some obscure Lego set would be available across the country and they needed to have it. I just want a Peter who doesn’t object to every cent Tony tries to spend on him or get him to spend.

[stuckonstarker]

I think my favorite thing about tony is how much of a whore he is. We dont see a lot of it onscreen, but it is canon that he is a shameless slut. Like??? Playboy is like the third thing he says when asked who he is.

[stuckonstarker]

How often do you think Peter sucks Tony off in that back of limos and Tesla's and whatever other overpriced cars Tony owns? I'd imagine OFTEN. And heaven help whatever driver has to put up with it, especially if there isn't a privacy screen because Tony and Peter alike have no shame.

[countess-of-edessa]

i think we should stop calling them baby names so people remember they’re not just naming a baby but also a future twenty seven year old with a resume

[starry-night-on-the-impala]

that's why bella called her kid resume right away

[lemonmangosorbet]

as it’s Bi Awareness Week I wanted to make a little comic for people who don’t know what being bi is like- hope it helps! lmao 💖💜💙

[sinditia]

It's a widely known and often memed statistic that Tony Stark has never dated anyone older than twenty-five-years old. The reliability with which all his relationships degrade within weeks of his partners' 25th birthday is truly comical to the entire internet-using world, except to two people: Tony Stark himself, and his current boyfriend, Peter Parker.

Peter knew of Tony's history upon entering a relationship with the older man, of course. He's Gen Z, born with the power of the internet in the palm of his hand. He was 21 when he first met 46-year-old Tony Stark. He knew he had an expiry date. But he was young and Tony was funny and smart and nice and so unbelievably hot. Peter could have a good time with him for however brief it may be.

Tony, on the other hand, was prepared to quit dating entirely when he was dumped yet again shortly after spending a small fortune on a diamond necklace for his ex's birthday. She was nice enough to try to give it back the night she left him, but he refused. Maybe she can sell it and use it towards the down payment for a house or whatever it is that "serious adults" do.

Because that's the thing the internet doesn't talk about, how people date Tony Stark for a good time and not for a long time. Oh it's fun to get invited to high society galas and travel to beautiful places around the world and be showered with lavish, expensive gifts. But when people decide it's time to settle down, make commitments, have a family, they don't want to do it with a man like Tony Stark.

Peter is too beautiful for Tony to resist, though. And as Tony got to know him - just how sweet, kind-hearted, and absolutely prodigy-level genius the young man is - Tony knows Peter is entirely too good for him to keep. Tony knows his heart will inevitably be broken again down the line, but hey, it's better to have loved and lost and all that.

Right?

It's a wonderful few years. Perfect, even.

Peter never imagined he would find the love of his life in his early twenties but here he is. Tony Stark's incredible body and insane stamina and big, fat bank account are great perks for sure. But it's his quirks, his passion, his work ethic, even his flaws that make Peter fall even deeper in love. It seems like the only flaw of Tony's that Peter can't get over is the fact that the man obviously prefers them young. And it's not something Peter can ever accept or change about himself. The thing about puppies is that they always grow into dogs.

Tony throws Peter the biggest 25th birthday party the city has ever seen. No expense was spared. Everyone was out to celebrate, family and friends inside the venue, even the vultures outside waiting for their breakup, jokes at the ready.

There's just one couple whose happiness was subdued. It's a melancholy that hovers over them like a stormcloud. Each bout of lovemaking feels like the last.

With every kiss Peter is saying, please let me stay.

With every touch Tony is saying, please don't go.

Tony is the one who caves. This has gone enough for too long. Either way, Peter will be the last person he'll ever be with, the last person he'll ever love.

The engagement ring is a vintage piece of gold that once adorned Tony's own late mother. Tony hopes against hope that it doesn't become yet another piece of jewelry to bookmark another heartbreak.

But Peter says yes. Of course, he says yes. Few people are lucky enough to find a love like he had. Even fewer had found it so quickly.

"I'm sorry I kept you waiting for so long," Peter says.

"It's worth it to finally find you," Tony says.

In the end, everyone is still right. Tony Stark has never dated anyone older than twenty-five-years old. But he will be married to one.

[guerrillatech]

[suazu]

[capt-cdanvers]

This the best thing my eyes have seen today!!!!

[capt-cdanvers]

Ok but do I like Robert Pattinson again?👀👀👀👀👀

[starkeristheendgame]

But what about deaf!Tony who lost his hearing in the explosion that also stole his heart, and one Peter Parker is hired as his live-in interpreter, this quirky little kid working instead of being at MIT because his Aunt is stretched thin on the bills after his Uncle died.

And everyone acts like it's some great tragedy that Tony lost his hearing. Its all anyone ever wants to talk about; how does he feel about it? Has he exhausted every option to 'fix' it? Are the Board still holding their confidence in a man who can't actually hear what's being discussed at meetings?

But Peter. Peter never even mentions it. When he first meets the kid all Peter does is ramble about how cool it is to finally meet him, how honored he is to have been chosen, how amazing JARVIS is. Only once does the kid tentatively ask why Tony didn't just invent a technological translator, but he's immediately satisfied with Tony's surprisingly honest answer about liking the company and the humanity of having someone actually there, talking to him, like a normal conversation.

Tony does wind up inventing a new hearing aid as part of his new line of disability focused aids and prosthetics; but he himself only ever wears it the once. Just the one time.

To hear Peter say; I do, at their wedding.

[capt-cdanvers]

This is so beautiful

[glisteringlord]

automatic bread slicer

[ottermatopoeia]

it's right shit at it mate

[capt-cdanvers]

A+

[elven-child]

listen I don’t “like” things, I either read a book/watch a show and forget 0.2 secs later or change my entire lifestyle based on what it was until I find something new

[awesomestarker]

Peter’s the new teacher and the students already started betting on who he would get along with best (from the other teachers). Nobody ever managed to break up the epic friendship Mister Stark and Mister Rhodey have, so those two aren’t even considered as contenders. But little do they know that Mister Stark and Mister Parker are actually very much married.

[capt-cdanvers]

Ok but —- one time one of their classes walks in on them having a hushed conversation or maybe yelling but it’s something stupid they always do and then the class all start thinking Mr. Stark and Mr. Parker hate each other. And one day Rhodey is all can you believe half the school thinks you hate each other and has instant regret when he catches the smiles on both their faces. From that point on its known through the WHOLE school they hate each other because they make sure to have stupid little prank wars with each other

[guerrillatech]

[runcibility]

It's that or "Just rely on your wealthy relatives! Everyone has those, right?"

[opttwoodrow]

[nnepenthes]

literally the worst thing i have ever read

[capt-cdanvers]

I’m gonna puke 🤮 and I wanna punch him in his posing for middle school pictures face

[grimandghoulish]

reblog if you remember what it felt like to walk into blockbuster

[valtsv]

baby i can be your morally ambiguous person you have an undefined relationship and long and complicated history with who commits crimes and even kills for you so that you don't have to sacrifice your values and your reputation as an upstanding moral citizen by getting your own hands dirty as an act of devotion

[capt-cdanvers]

Anyone need a new ship? 🚢 🛳 🛥 🚤 🛶