lup eats ass

my teen name is diet irn bru irn bru and i own fifteen fidget spinners. 

[bewbin]

there used to be this giant book that was shipped to everybodies home whiched doxxed everybody in the city

[brucebocchi]

[axolotls4eva]

Dude when my social battery runs out there’s like no warning. I don’t get the 20% warnings it’s just I’ll be enjoying my time and then all of a sudden if one more word is spoken I’m going to kill myself and everyone around me.

[quiddling]

my friend, the mothman

[bburnsides]

Here There Be Gerblins, Chapter 1

[soaringsparrows]

[liltaz-asatreat]

What I like about the scene where Magnus spins mind in Wonderland is that Griffin chose the lesser of two evils because it would have been really fucked to make him choose whether or not he forgets Julia which most definitely would have resulted in a no and forced them to take another two spins without much deliberation, but I think it also paints an interesting picture in-game of the characterization of Lydia and Edward. They believed that love wasn't a strong enough force to sustain them anymore and that it wasn't as important, and I think that's also reflected in how they thought the worst memory to take from him would be the person who caused his suffering and not the person he loves. Because to them, suffering is more important now, and it's how they sustain themselves, so why wouldn't it be the thing sustaining him too?

[henryds564]

Whomst else is missing the pine guard on this fine Tuesday evening?

(ID: Three fan art drawings of The Adventure Zone Amnesty. The first shows Duck in a fighting stance standing back to back with Minerva. They are both wielding their swords. The second shows Aubree on her hands and knees in a dark void. She is reaching out towards a reflection of herself that is glowing reddish orange. The third shows Ned in the midst of The Water, surrounded by debris. He is aiming the Narf Blaster, which is crackling with blue light. End ID)

Also! If y'all are interested in seeing my process for these and other drawings, check out my youtube channel! I’ll link it in the notes.

[thisisnotacreativeusername]

what's everyones oddly specific line they remember from taz that people don't usually bring up? we all know "im a fully realized creation" and magic brians final riddle but like what's that one underrated line that gets you every time

[masterfirbolg]

in the eleventh hour when magnus arm-wrestles the goliath, the cadence when griffin says ‘diamonds please’ is burned into my brain

[ruffboi-mags]

Nothing will compare to the sudden jolt of emotion I felt the first time I listened to Crystal Kingdom and Magnus said “Tell Julia I said I love her.”

Like, up to that point, none of these boys had really had any sort of indication that they were… people, not just goofs.

But Magnus Burnsides, this exuberant, ridiculous fighter who’s all about “Magnus rushes in!” and chopping at shit even when it’s totally pointless, and wishing he’d been a rogue so he could do cool shit like Carey, suddenly stops the Grim Reaper from leaving so that he can ask him to pass on a message. To someone he loves. Who’s in the astral plane (and thus assumedly dead)

Like. That sudden punch of realization that this guy’s got a backstory, that there was a sincerity and depth of character to this goofy goofy man… I’d almost forgotten the feeling I had that first time I listened, but listening to it just now, I remembered, and it just. made me love this campaign all over again.

[ruffboi-mags]

AND THEN! AND THEN!!!! The very next episode we get him awkwardly and bashfully asking Carey to teach him thief stuff, because he wants to be able to fight more precisely. Because he’s realized that some of the stuff he’s done has been a bit… overly reckless, bordering on suicidal.

And I can’t help but think that meeting Noelle and being reminded how close he came to dying in Phandalin like she did, and seeing the grief and destruction and pain that was caused by both Lucas and Maureen’s unwillingness to let go of their grief in their own ways, and then the Grim Reaper himself, talking about being in service to a goddess of the natural order…

It got him thinking about Julia in general OBVIOUSLY, you’re gonna think about your dead wife when you’re thinking about death and ghosts and stuff, but about how in some ways he hadn’t let go of her, and how she wouldn’t want him to just miss her and be careless with his life for missing her until it cost him his life. And how there are people in his life he actually doesn’t want to leave behind, now.

I just… I have so many feelings about Magnus Burnsides, y’all. Just SO DAMN MANY.

[coehellacanth]

I’m—I’m traveling around with the boner squad and I never get to just say—what I’m feeling—I have emotions! It’s not all abra-ca-fuck-you and what have you—I have a beating heart! I’m multi-dimensional! I’m a fully realized creation! FUCK!!

—Walt Whitman

[ptomlins]

i love re-listening to taz episodes, specifically in this case because i always somehow forget how hilarious lucretia is as a character. 

like so often she gets written very serious in fic, and it’s a travesty because Madame “we’re gonna hurl you like lawn dart” Director is a grade a shitshow.

[epersonae]

The thing about Madame Director is that she’s DEADPAN. So many of her lines are absolutely ridiculous (“you’re knee-deep in test-town” is a favorite) but delivered with absolute sincerity.

[fioblah]

taako grows out his hair

[taz-ids]

[ID] A full color drawing of Taako shown from the chest up. Taako is an elf with tan skin and long, thick curly hair, which is brown at the roots and dyed blond along the ends. He’s smiling slightly, and his hair is covering about half of his face. He’s wearing an yellow t-shirt, and the background is white. [end ID]

[kalamos]

the absolute nerve of griffin to go “you what? you don’t like the name sildar hallwinter? FINE! he’s barry bluejeans now and he’s a middle-aged dad type of guy, deal with it. fuck you” and then make him a tragic hero starring in a century long romance and overcoming death for the love of his life, a trans woman with a taste for arson? i absolutely cannot deal

[transformersweatpants]

I’m on my Balance relisten and this bit from ep 1 of the suffering game was way cute

Ko-fi link <3

[owleanders]

fuck romance except for whatever that magic elf and the grim reaper have going on

[lesbiansandgayssupporttheminers]

Bust card from Alternative Bristol.

Please share around.

Write the numbers on your body with sharpie if you’re out protesting tonight- even if you think you won’t need them.

[howlbear]

This is.... So funny

[dimension20official]

Very important to support smaller creators!