Hunter Clarington

Master ✯ 22 ✯ Suite 705

[masterhunterclarington]

Of course I can help you Sir. Room number?

Suite 705.  Thank you for your assistance.

[muireannathogwarts-blog]

Is there any way I can be of service to anyone? 

[masterhunterclarington]

Well, I just ordered a slew of groceries and wouldn’t mind help putting them away.

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masterhunterclarington‌:

Perhaps because we require quite a bit of water to maintain optimal health?  Eating can make the mouth feel dry so you feel the need to drink more to replenish.

Then why the hell do restaurants give you tiny glasses of water compared to a big plate? I’ll tell you, they gip you. The entire system is corrupt.

[masterhunterclarington]

Honestly, probably so we buy bigger glasses of other drinks to compensate.

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Serious question, though… Why doesn’t the drink ever last as long as the food?

[masterhunterclarington]

Perhaps because we require quite a bit of water to maintain optimal health?  Eating can make the mouth feel dry so you feel the need to drink more to replenish.

[masterhunterclarington]

Cages

No | rather not | I dunno | I guess | Sure | Yes | FUCK yes | Oh god you don’t even know |

[justanotherrpmemeblog]

Send me a kink and I’ll rate it

No | rather not | I dunno | I guess | Sure | Yes | FUCK yes | Oh god you don’t even know |

[cormacormac]

Pm: Saffie, I was wondering if you might like to accompany me on a picnic on Saturday? (Hunter)

PM: Thank you so much for the invitation, Sir, I would love to x

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[masterhunterclarington]

PM: Thank you Sir.

PM: I’m not very good with expressing feelings, Saffie, but I’m trying.  Because you’re worth it.

[accidentalmains]

You know I’m actually rather excited about today. 

[masterhunterclarington]

What’s got you excited, Kitten?

[masterhunterclarington]

You wont finish your degree

False.

[masterhunterclarington]

you get good grades

True.

[masterhunterclarington]

you have a crush on saffie

I think I would call it more than a crush but True.

[askboxmemes]

True/False game. Make an assumption about me in my ask and I’ll tell you if its true or false. Go.

[masterhunterclarington]

PM: Thank you so much for the gifts, Sir, I love them but... is there a reason for them?

PM:

Because I like seeing that surprised smile on your face, Saffie. Making you happy makes me happy.

[masterhunterclarington]

Left on Saffie’s pillow

@saffiefabray

[cormacormac]

Pm: Saffie, I was wondering if you might like to accompany me on a picnic on Saturday? (Hunter)

PM: Thank you so much for the invitation, Sir, I would love to x

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[cormacormac]

masterhunterclarington‌:

PM: Well…when you put it that way, yes, you can make the sandwiches, but I will handle the rest.

PM: Ok Sir, I will make the basket. I have more than enough baskets anyway!

[masterhunterclarington]

PM: Saffie, this is a date, you know. Not orders. I want to do this right.

[masterhunterclarington]

What is love?

Love is wanting to be with someone and missing hem when they’re not there. Love is lazy mornings in a cool bed and sharing a muffin. Love is being concerned for each other’s well being. Love is putting someone else first. Love is the greatest thing a human heart can hope to feel.

[cormacormac]

Pm: Saffie, I was wondering if you might like to accompany me on a picnic on Saturday? (Hunter)

PM: Thank you so much for the invitation, Sir, I would love to x

@masterhunterclarington

[cormacormac]

masterhunterclarington‌:

PM: No, Saffie, I’m taking you on a date. I’m not asking you to cook for it!

PM: It’s just sandwhiches! It would be my pleasure to serve you, Sir. 

[masterhunterclarington]

PM: Well...when you put it that way, yes, you can make the sandwiches, but I will handle the rest.