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Idea 991: all supervisions broadcast on a big screen by the gate

could raise the stakes

Idea 990: before and after photos of all the college masters

could show their weight loss/gain

nice to get some hits today

guess i’ll upload the new ideas

Idea 528: brandy tap for all sinks

pipes might not reach back of z annex

Idea 520: college tannoy system

could turn grass in first court into a massive speaker

Idea 512: csi cambridge

all the police are porters

Idea 510: new court that changes each year

could start with first court

Idea 503: master themed merch

could be scale model of master's lodge

Idea 501: quiz in hall

noise levels could be off the scale

Idea 332: a boss porter that's more powerful

like in mario

Idea 330: ice chamber in Q

could be chilly

Idea 329: compulsary PSHE classes in z basement

chaplain says he's up for it apparently

Idea 328: braille on everything

e.g. the buttery

Idea 325: portable new court

could pack it up and take it to festivals

costa thing isnt going great

Idea 317: one of those mirrors that goes both ways in second court

imagine that

Idea 315: rotating plodge so you could see it in 360

porters might get dizzy

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