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cutecipher

as a feminist i support recreational abortion

cutecipher

i have mixed feelings about competitive

cutecipher

*maddest ive ever been, eye twitching* thats baseless. its something else actually.

klapollo

at planned parenthood and they're playing regular show

klapollo

cutecipher

"dude if you don't get this abortion benson is gonna fire us"

innerchildabortionclinic

in retrospect it kind of made sense the husband in the bee movie was acting like that because his wife DID have sexual feelings for a bee

cutecipher

basketball players fight over the basketball because they are hypnotized before each game to believe it is their egg

innerchildabortionclinic

[english butler voice] will you be 'rage-baiting' yourself again this evening by reading the reddit comments section, ma'am?

goatedgreen

i hate that when you try and look up shit for writing purposes it starts linking suicide hotlines and addiction advice articles like bro i just wanna know the information im not killing myself i promise. now tell me what i wanna know

lvmimis

tbh i love hear me outs but i also love the opposite of hear me outs where it’s like nearly everyone thinks they’re fuckable except you

womanguy

you should get a second evening for reading fan fiction. And you should get an extra day in the week to do arts and crafts.

partywithponies

Strange racists and homophobes on the internet seem to have access to an alternate way cooler version of TV than me. "every white character on TV is in an interracial relationship" "every show has a gay couple in it" "main characters keep having to secretly be bisexual and nonbinary" "every show has gratuitous full frontal nudity" like damn promise?? What channel???