Pet Peeves?

I'm Casper the friendly ghost....NOT. I am everyone's best mate Peeves, I am a poltergeist by trade. Here to make the lives of Hogwarts students a little more unbearable.

[theelectoralcollegesucks]

[whosthatgirlitsjessicalalalal-d]

[masterpeeves]

[theelectoralcollegesucks]

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[masterpeeves]

[theelectoralcollegesucks]

[whosthatgirlitsjessicalalalal-d]

  And then when I thought no one liked us…

[masterpeeves]

 I still don't like you.

[theelectoralcollegesucks]

[masterpeeves]

Y'all's drama is getting to be too much. I'm done with you. Why can't you all be Hufflepuffs?

[masterpeeves]

So I heard the Carrows are planning something...

Hold on to your knickers kitties, whatever it is they're up to, it can't be pretty.

[little--mckinnon]

I was born to be in the spotlight.

Can’t you tell?  

[masterpeeves]

[masterpeeves]

Raise your hand if you feel you have been personally disgusted by James attempt to woo Lily...



[masterpeeves]

Well, fine then.

I didn't want to hang out with you lot anyways.

[masterpeeves]

You're all so boring!

Do something interesting already!

[masterpeeves]

Oh, where did that titchy little crazy Carrow go?

[the-unceasing-alecto-blog]

Th-that bastard! That dirty, lying rat faced bastard!

Oh, I’m going to do so much more than ruin her fucking life. I’m going to make that cunt wish she’d never been born. I am going to wreck that bitch! Oh Merlin! I’m so fucking stupid! I believed every fucking word! You’ll get your first years, Peeves. But I have to have a little talk with my darling fiance first.

[masterpeeves]

Oh! Oh, I almost forgot the best part! He knew! Your brother knew about it, and he didn’t do anything to stop it.

Brilliant! I love a good first year. Oh! Tell that little shit I said hi. Both of them!

[masterpeeves]

Oh, where did that titchy little crazy Carrow go?

[the-unceasing-alecto-blog]

Oh come on. If you’re going to make up a fucking lie at least do better than that. I-I don’t believe you!

[masterpeeves]

Oh, yes you do, Carrow. You believe me, because I was there.

You wanted me to make her cry? Watching you ruin her life is the perfect way to do that. Besides. Why would I lie about it? It's too perfect!

[masterpeeves]

Oh, where did that titchy little crazy Carrow go?

[the-unceasing-alecto-blog]

…Oh come on peeves. I’m right here. You know I’m right here. *brow raises slightly* And what exactly has my “man been up to”, Peeves? I’ll trade you a few leg-locked first years if you answer truthfully.

[masterpeeves]

Well, you’re not going to like it very much.

Basically, it looks as though your little Hufflepuff is like a submissive slave to his every will. He touches her, he kisses her, he teases her…. He makes her basically do whatever he wants. Where are my first years? I was a good little spy.

[masterpeeves]

Oh, where did that titchy little crazy Carrow go?

Oh well, guess she doesn't want to know what her man's been up to.

[masterpeeves]

-Creeeeepin-

[the-unceasing-alecto-blog]

Peevesy, I may have a little proposition for you.

[masterpeeves]

Do tell, my fair Lady Carrow.

And might I mention... You're looking particularly un-incestuous today.

[masterpeeves]

-Creeeeepin-

[thebetterblackboy]

-casually walking by not paying attention-

[masterpeeves]

[masterpeeves]

-Creeeeepin-

[little-miss-rage-deactivated201]

Congratulations Peeves you have eyes…

[masterpeeves]

I do, indeed. Now. Why are you soooo

Way I see it, you should be happier than a Hufflepuff.

[masterpeeves]

-Creeeeepin-

[little-miss-rage-deactivated201]

-creeps quietly in the other direction-

[masterpeeves]

I can see you, Emma Vanity..