Previously mastersidlethoughts

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I want a London slut to come over for the England game.

These games can be quite tense so I could use the stress relief. Something to smack when things go badly and something to celebrate on when things go well.

[x-unicat-x]

[mastersidlethoughts2]

Beauty is not always just a shape or a symmetry or perfect unblemished skin. Beauty can not always be captured in a photograph. Sometimes beauty is motion.

[kellybimbouk-deactivated2026052]

Getting compliments and being condescended at the same time nnnghhh

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I love it when they say in their bio that they don’t send pics. And then they chat to me for a bit and they’re so horny and needy to please that they’re showing me their body without me even asking.

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And within five minutes, my good little slut is already sending me the tits that she swore she’d never send

[mastersidlethoughts2]

I love it when they say in their bio that they don’t send pics. And then they chat to me for a bit and they’re so horny and needy to please that they’re showing me their body without me even asking.

[mastersidlethoughts2]

I told her that I find her voice extremely irritating. Even after I had reduced her vocab down to “Yes, Sir”, “No, Sir”, I still just didn’t want to hear her nasally voice. Honestly, like nails on chalk board.

So I taped her mouth shut and taught her ISSL - international slut sign language. Now she answers questions the only way a good cunt should - by nodding or shaking her tits.

Absolutely laughable and pathetic. Just how I like ‘em.

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@bbubububunayy works in HR. I’ve been explaining to her that an effective EDI policy isn’t one-size-fits-all. We need to take an intersectional approach - one that respects the unique contributions and needs of a diverse workforce. For example, a dress code policy should let needy little Asian whores feel comfortable and accepted in the workplace. In doing so, this maximises the value that they bring to their male coworkers. Diversity isn’t just a buzzword, it contributes to corporate culture and, ultimately, productivity.

[aztepayatl]

[mastersidlethoughts2]

If it weren’t for the neck and arms, I would genuinely believe that this was a silicone sex doll

[jessiemotionlessxxxbondagemommy]

Bastinado play 🥵

[mastersidlethoughts2]

The perfect accessory for any boardgame night!

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When pretty little sluts appear in my For You page. Yes that’s right cutie, you are For Me.

[yourqueenchloe]

So what would you want if I gave you 3 wishes?

[mastersidlethoughts2]

1. You move in next door

2. You’re addicted to my cum so you come knocking on my door twice a day begging for your fix.

3. Whenever I see you you’re wearing an ever more ridiculous pink bimbo, slutty outfit

[echoesofsaturn]

as my final act of love, I will swallow every "please stay" and turn it into silence so you don't feel trapped by my ache

[mastersidlethoughts2]

This is quite beautiful

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There are two kinds of girl

- girls who like a man who treats everyone like shit except for them

- girls who like a man who treats everyone with respect except for them

[whitefvr]

[mastersidlethoughts2]

A cognitive restructuring approach for reformed feminists and aspiring bimbos.

Sometimes, against your better judgement, you may find yourself seeing or hearing something that you know should turn you on, but your feminist conditioning has taught you to consider “sexist”.

Maybe it’s the way a celebrity is asked questions about her relationships or her body instead of about her work. Maybe it’s how you’re treated at work by male colleagues. Maybe it’s some comment you get in your DMs on this very site.

You’ll instinctively want to point out “That’s Sexist!” - don’t do this, for the following reasons:

1) it will make you seem shrill and annoying. People won’t want to be around you if you’re constantly policing them. You don’t want to be boring and difficult, you want to be fun and easy to be around

2) it’s redundant. Men do know when they’re being sexist. They just don’t care. You pointing it out doesn’t achieve anything.

So, for a happier life, in the interests of being more fun, in the interests of getting more attention, let’s try to reframe that unhealthy impulse to point out things that are sexist.

This can be done with a simple, well placed, ‘e’. Begin to completely replace the word ‘sexist’ with the word ‘sexiest’ in your vocabulary. Just think of it as an adjustment to pronunciation.

Is a man talking to you like your only value is your tits?

It’s not sexist - it’s sexiest!

Does a man automatically assume you don’t know something and goes to explain it to you?

Hey! That’s sexiest!

Rando in your DMs telling you that a woman’s place is in the kitchen or on her knees?

OMG, so sexiest!

See how such a subtle change can completely reframe the interaction! Now you’re not an irritating, prudish women’s libber; you’re a fun little bimbo; acknowledging that yeah, it is kind of hot to be objectified!

It is sexiest to accept that men can talk to you and treat you how they please. Wouldn’t it be hot to be turned on as you making yourself complicit in them being sexiest.

Tell the men who treat you that way that they’re being sexiest. They’ll sincerely thank you for the feedback and you’ll feel good about yourself because of it.

Tell men that they’re being sexiest and reinforce it by rereading what they said and touching yourself.

The sexiest men deserve to have their cocks sucked, don’t they?

[grandtreemiracle]

@thevaultofpost

[hole-of-babel]

PORN is Art

[mastersidlethoughts2]

She is giving that cock a bubble bath

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Slut Review:

@objectformalepleasure2 is a very good girl who truly lives up to her name. She is eager to please and quick to obey. I asked her to meet me with pigtails in her hair, no panties and her remote vibe in. She complied without question.

She is a bit slow so requires a little patience to properly handle but she listens to feedback and is so desperate for approval she’ll eagerly redo a task that she performed wrong.

She’s a very proficient cocksucker; I’d say this is her greatest asset - her throat opens up nicely to comfortably accommodate a cock, so you can expect to feel her tongue caressing your balls while she inhales you. She will go at it or allow you to face fuck her at your discretion.

Be warned, she does get very wet just from being groped and played with a little so you may need to have her clean her mess off the floor when you’re done with her.

All in all, she’s a very good slutty bimbo, and an experience I would recommend.

9/10