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Darn. I was like 5 seconds too late. Oh well... Midnight is the spookiest part of Halloween though, so I guess it’s fine...

#Okay have some music #Music #Halloween #Haunted #Spooky #MasterSpork42 #spork #Awesome #So is there any point to these hashtags?#There's no one here to read them #Oh well...#Well goodbye forever...

Halloween

Well, I forgot to post something, but there’ll be something soonish I guess...

#Halloween #spork #masterspork #Spooky #I guess I need hashtags #But these hashtags are so dumb #Oh well #Haunted #This is halloween #Okay I guess I'm done maybe #This is still halloween #technically

Because why not. I always love myself a bomb in the evening... Especially one that’s smiling. It, however, is not a spork. Not even close.

#BeginningBoringHashtags #Art #Drawing #Draw #Bomb #Head #Face #Smile #Fuse #BeginningPointlessHashtags #IAteACookie(AndI'mLying)#JumpForSadness #TheStuffIPutHereIsReallyQuitePointless #OhWell #Bye

MasterSpork42's Very First Ever Song Wow

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This is so amazing. This is the very first thing I ever made in garage band. It was before I even knew you could make music without loops. It was 3 or 4 years ago. Oh, the nostalgia. Also, you probably want me to say something about sporks. Well, I just did. It’s a little cringey though. Just a little...

#BraceForObligatoryHashtags #Music #Jam #Song #Soundtrack #First #Spork #MasterSpork42 #Amazing #Wow #OkayI'mDoneWithThose #NowTheFunCanBegin #OhI'mOutOfTimeAndSpace #OhWell #Bye

Okay, so, I’ll drop these here for now. Enjoy. I’m still dead though. I’m only pretending to be alive. Ha. Gottem. So yeah. I’ll just go back to being dead.

#DoTheseHashtagsEverGetOld #D #E #F #Spork #INeedADoctor #Doctor #ToBringMeBackToLife #InOtherNews #Trendy #AttentionGrabbingHashtags #Art #Drawing #Nice #Family #WowI'mSuchAGreatPerson #Enjoy #Bye

Have a piece of text

Well, I appear to have died from a fatal case of terminal illness. It hurt a little, I guess. However, what it means is that I currently am unable to scan or produce my “masterpieces” due to temporal constraints. 对不起。So yeah. Hopefully I will reincarnate as a spork deity once more to bring my heavenly wisdom down to Earth once more, at some point, somewhere in the somewhat near future.

#Well this is a hashtag #A #B #C #WhyDoIDoThis?#Hashtag #Apparently commas end hashtags #NowYouKnow #Phrase #NowI'llAddAFewLegitHashtags #Update #Art #Spork #IWillRiseAgain

Absolute Zero. What a clever name. There’s just one thing that’s wrong with this picture, as well as all of the rest. There’s no sporks!!! What’s a spork deity like me drawing in a place like this!? Definitely not sporks... I see enough of those anyway. Therefore, I shan’t be drawing much, if any spork content. Now you know.

#AbsoluteZero #WelcomeToCrimson #ThatName'sPrettyCool #Lol #SciencePuns #WhatARiot #ShootMeIfYouWant #IDon'tCare #LookAtThis. ASpace #Didya See That?#Spork #I Can Put spaces and even not capitalize words.#Crazy #That's enough. Bye

Well, this isn’t anyone in particular. It was just my first practice with actual poses other than standing upright. Business Fish came after this one. Whatever. You’re here for my witty commentary. Sorry, but there is none. Covfefe.

#RandomPerson #Covfefe #IPutThatInThereJustToGetMoreViews #Spork #NoShame #ThisGuyLooksWeird #SoDoesYourFace!!!#GetRekt #WhatAmIDoingWithMyLife #GoodbyeForever #OopsThisIsThreeLines #OhWell #Bye

Ooh. A lard golem. Wouldn’t fancy meeting one of those. Meh. Whatever. I bet you’re wondering what’s on the back of this one. Sorry, but you’ll never find out. Oh well. Better luck next time...?

#LardGolem #WelcomeToCrimson #OkayTheseHashtagsAreGettingRidiculous #WordsGoHere #IThinkI'llJustStickToTwoLinesFromNowOn #IsThatAlright?#Bai #P.S.#Spork

Alright. We’ll get all of these less good looking concept arts out of the way at once. This is the last of them (for now). This is Digleet. He is a concept art. I am a poster of concept art. I am also a spork. Which of these statements is a lie? I don’t even know what I’m doing anymore...

#Digleet #WelcomeToCrimson #FunStuff #LowQualityWork #INeedToStretchOutTheseHashtagsOrElse #YouBetterBelieveIt #A #B #C #D #OkayI'llStop #ThisIsASpaceFiller #Spork #WhyDoIEvenUsePunctuationInTheseHashtags?#That'sEnoughForNow

Wow. Quality drop. In case you were wondering, this is the picture that was on the other side of Scientist Dude. Now you know. Well. Whatever. These weren’t uploaded in the order that they were made.

#S #WelcomeToCrimson #That'sIt'sName #Crazy #Ammeyerite #I'mTiredOfPostingTheseHashtags #FunFact #Spork #AllOfThesePastDrawingsWereTechnicallyPostedOnTheSameDay #ThatWasALongHashtag #OkayBye

OMG IT’S BUSINESS FISH!!!! INCREDIBLE!!!!! And no, he’s not the puffer fish. That’s just some poor puffer fish. It’s not Business Fish.

#BusinessFishIsBestFish #WelcomeToCrimson #PufferFishAreLame #WillIEverRunOutOfHashtags #Were'sMyConsistency #ThisIsGettingOldAlready #HowMuchMoreDoIHaveToDoThis #Spork

Wow! Look at the improvement!!! Jk. In case you couldn’t tell, the first post was just a prank, bro. Don’t worry about it. Also, sorry about the weird smudgy stuff in the background. This was concept art, made before this tumblr, and I drew stuff on the back.

#ScientistDude #WelcomeToCrimson #JustAPrankBro #IAmSoGreat #Spork #EgoStrokingFTW #AmIEvenASpork #TheWorldMayNeverKnow #NowIWantATootsiePop #OkayWe'reDoneHere

Here it is guys! My first drawing! You know what they say - if you start out at the bottom, there’s lots of room for improvement. I’m so proud of this! I hope you guys believe in me too!!!

#FirstDrawing #Isn'tItGreat #TheseHashtagsArePointlessAren'tThey #StopReading #WhyAreYouStillHere #MoreToCome #Spork #IShouldReallyStopNow #OkayBye

Excellent

Now that I have my superb profile picture, banner, and about page in place, I can begin my true purpose for descending to this earthly plane - creating and displaying the splendid artwork that I’ve toiled to craft with my own four tines. Brace yourselves for a surplus of quality artwork.

#EveryPostHasAHashtagOfSomeSort #Spork #GoodWorkTeam

My banner and profile picture for those who care.

#YayIrrelevantStuff #You'reWelcome #WhyDoIPutTheseHashtagsHere #Spork

The Beginning of The End of A Lifetime Legacy of Wonder (aka my first post)

Well, I’m here now. I now have a tumblr. Now the whole world can be exposed to the terrifying nightmare wonder that is my quality, hand-drawn art. You’re welcome.

#It'sAllOverNow #RunWhileYouStillCan #FirstPost #Spork

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