Dimento

dimento

[mastervelyk]

how do i join the irish mob

[sigkinhater]

ngl the robot slurs were funny til people started trying to reference real life racism like i thought we had this conversation already

[mastervelyk]

unc day

[mastervelyk]

instead of saying “i suffer from anxiety” you should say “i get anxious sometimes”

instead of saying “i suffer from ADHD/anxiety/whatever” i am now going to say “God hates me specifically”

[mastervelyk]

what if instead of ACAB (all cops are bastards) it was ACAP (all cops are pregnant)

[programmerhumour]

Once upon a time…

[friendly-neighborhood-ehrhardt]

[thebeanestbad]

[personification-of-anxiety]

I really wish the overused sentence “You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.” was less relevant but here we are

[triassictriserratops]

[mastervelyk]

now they just “Reimagining the way people come together”

[sigkinhater]

as a tumblr user i like to play with images like toys

[sigkinhater]

you are going to play league of legends for 100 hour. you will NOT shower. and you will like it

NO NO NO NONO. NO.N O. DONT DOTHIS TO ME. PLEASE PLEASE PELASE NO ICANT DO THIS I CANT DO THIS

[grapedemon]

They’re idiots

[i-got-coffee-and-death]

Me and @mastervelyk

[pennaltthewizard]

Happy pride month to specifically these two trucks

[mastervelyk]

TWO TRUCKS HAVING SEX

TWO TRUCKS HAVING SEX

[i-got-coffee-and-death]

Plesiosaur is not a dinosaur.

Now listen here :(

[mastervelyk]

this is like calling a megalodon (shark) a dinosaur?

[mastervelyk]

WHAT THE HELL, YOU'RE ALIVE??? DUDE ITS BEEN 5 YEARS. I JUST HAD INSANE WHIPLASH SEEING YOU ON MY FEED AGAIN WHATTTT! Are you alive on any other social medias other than this?

i've been alive, just haven't been on tumblr for 5 years bc i felt bullied or whatever the hell was going through my mind, then forgot about it

im active on other socials, primarily instagram & discord

[skelieology]

dime mento

Dude, honest to god, I have not seen your name or your presence in half a decade and almost completely forgot about you (and literally everything that happened on tumblr pre-2021) until RIGHT NOW TODAY...

uhhh.. welcome back?

[mastervelyk]

i cant die that easily

[mastervelyk]

is it bad to have cursed remnants of a ritual in a ziploc baggie

[mastervelyk]

not sure if u ever figured this out but it was clumsy who sent u that rlly hateful ask back then and they refused to admit it and blamed it on other people instead <3 byeee

i genuinely forgot about that community existing :)

hows that going?

[mastervelyk]

fine, keep your secrets

[mastervelyk]

I'm so fucking sorry I just had to vent and that’s just.. how I do it. I won’t come off anon because this fandom is all I have going well for me. I’m so fucking sorry. I’m so fucking sorry.

i hold grudges easily but apology accepted???

[mastervelyk]

i still hold grudges :)

[sigkinhater]

how bro felt writing that ask

[mastervelyk]

Visit Original Link

[mastervelyk]

has anyone else ever had an otherworldly crystal in their heart for over six years? it's kinda painful