Woah

Boo, twenties, she/him Header is “We are trying to get along” by Constant Bagel Therapy

[spindle-and-nima]

In general everyone calls this kid stinker

Hes so nosey...

[machi1895]

持ち上げたい気分

[pseudophan]

...

[gazpachoandbooks]

Sometimes I think about Finnick trying to befriend Katniss before the Quell and I lose my shit

The other rebels are like you need to subtly let her know you're on her side, so you go bet and turn your charm up to 11. Which would have maybe worked on anyone else but this is Katniss Everdeen we're talking about.

So now you're stuck doing increasingly ridiculous social gymnastics every time she's around and still by the time the night before the Games arrives the only thing she's convinced of about you is that you are going to try to fucking murder her

So you freak out, seek out Haymitch and basically go "hey what the fuck is wrong with your kid". And Haymitch just stares ahead for a second, nods, takes off his bracelet, says "wear this" and leaves. You fucking hate district 12

So you go okay. Breathing exercises. This is fine. Guess I'll have to save her life during the Games or sth maybe that'll do the trick. And when you see the Arena you cheer up for a sec bc you definitely have the advantage here she'll have to trust you right?

Wrong. She can fucking swim. SHE CAN FUCKING SWIM.

So now you're in the Cornucopia with no cards up your sleeve, no time left, and arguably the other deadliest tribute in that Arena pointing at you with a bow, and so you go "you know what, fuck it, I'm going to die anyways" and you show her the bracelet

AND IT FUCKING WORKS

Bear in mind Finnick had no first-hand experience on Katniss and Haymitch's bitch-to-bitch telepathy this was his first contact with it

Just saying lucky for the Rebellion this was Finnick and not me if I was in his place I would have killed her there and then just out of principle

[nordsea-horizons]

🌼little details in gabi’s new home🥕

[aphuckinganomaly]

Oops

[pseudophan]

psa

[sulphuricgrin]

A comfy boy ฅ/ᐠ. ̫ .ᐟ\ฅ

[toxicgaysource]

KILLING EVE 1.08 | God, I'm Tired

[churchofthemimic]

it all feels like plastic

[fishtanktinsel]

god those 8 minutes had everything. “power couple”. pharriage discussion completely unprovoked. dan saying sentences no one has ever said before including “for people that are bicurious it was like their flat earth”. clueless but Trying interviewer with phannie coworkers in the back. cute shoulder touch. saying “twink” and “male podcast” on the news. phil therapy avoidance. martyn catching strays for no reason.

[starvulture]

Collecting these rn

[emo5ever]

my patchwork phedsheets skirt 🩵💙💚🖤🩶🤍

[fioweress]

i got them out of gilead

[chillart22]

I want candy. Or a gun. Probably candy, but maybe a gun, I dunno!

[dead-fandom-society]

why did no one tell me that early grey’s anatomy is actually GOOD. everything I’ve ever seen about it as of recent has made it seem like a ridiculous 911 show for middle aged moms that I have no interest in watching but I started it from season one and it’s actually SO good. there’s found family/interesting friendship dynamics, roommates, life lessons, emotional turmoil, everyone’s fucking each other, I love cristina yang, complex female characters, everyone is hot, good character development, it’s about navigating your career post grad and I’m really feeling seen as a recently formed young adult, some of the cases are interesting etc. etc. I’m gonna be mad as fuck when all these characters inevitably leave because wtf this is actually enjoyable

[ketrindarkdragon]

Girl will ask you "Will you still love me if I was a worm?" and then pull out this move