matamat

I'm mat

[otterbf-deactivated20180205]

oooo its the fuckin wizard

[mat-a-mat]

All-Natural Beautiful Awesome Lake Park previously believed to be completely natural revealed to be fake as fuck as the water tested and shown to be only 12% water

[mat-a-mat]

world cup? yeah that sounds pretty big, but what's in it

[mat-a-mat]

maybe you're all just terrible people. i went to the backrooms and was able to get out just fine. i sat back and kicked my legs up with the backrooms monster and it was chill as hell man. it said "hey i appreciate you for not running and screaming immediately upon seeing me you're really chill bro" and it showed me the way out

[danceundersparklinglights]

i’m going to be really honest with you guys i think the tendency to read the absolute worst possible intentions into every action you don’t agree with is getting too automatic and it’s eating you from the inside out

[mysweetpianospace]

Chocola PNGs!

[mat-a-mat]

so good to know that the microsoft timer app got a secret broken update that doesnt reset timers when they're done, but instead makes them continue counting in the negatives

[mat-a-mat]

what the fuck man it can go that far?

[mat-a-mat]

i forget tumblr is tumblr sometimes. the algorithm got threw a 100 note post at me that was just an incredibly wrong take about a people that made me audibly say "what the fuck are you on about"

[mat-a-mat]

my infinite monkeys dont even want to type anymore. they gave up when they didnt immediately write shakespeare. this is bullshit they were supposed to get there

[mat-a-mat]

i remember once seeing an interview with rick astley when rick rolling was relatively new (or a few years at that point), and a question he was asked was "how does it feel being the most hated man on the world/internet" and i got really pissed seeing that. fuck you man he is not hated. you shut up.

[comment-tube]

[mat-a-mat]

something im probably doing wrong in life because sometimes my body would say "hey here's a new pain that makes moving harder" and it happens just as my work days start again

[mat-a-mat]

this is fucking bullshit i got stabbed in the thumb by a seed. fucking mondays man

[mat-a-mat]

on tuesday i was able to pull out the thing stuck in my thumb. it had been in there for a full 24 hours, a bit more even. today, thursday, my thumb still feels like 20% numb like there's a bandaid on it. uh oh. i think maybe i have permanent nerve damage there. is that even possible?

[mat-a-mat]

i like the backrooms when the fear it makes is paranoia "creating" monsters and getting lost with no return. i don't like the backrooms when it's all just content farm "extra levels. spooky real monsters that chase you" because it feels forced. i understand there's no one true journal, and the whole "every interpretation is valid :)" thing floats around. but idk, i like it being less toony. i don't think it needs almond water. or a smileface.jpg. i think playing on how the human brain goes insane with prolonged isolation will pair well with an unfamiliar, almost sentient environment

[crazy-brazilian]

[mat-a-mat]

utterly owning the dems by starting and losing a war and poisoning your own people with a violent "shit yourself" parasite

[meomii1]

Yvonne posing 📸

[mat-a-mat]

so good to know that the microsoft timer app got a secret broken update that doesnt reset timers when they're done, but instead makes them continue counting in the negatives