Master the rules before you break them.

[ 23 | german design student who is obsessed with football aesthetics and Juanando - they're not dead shut up -| this is a sideblog ] This is a blog to appreciate two players in particular on their footie journey and past memories, together formerly known as Juanando. But also other footie related stuff will be posted here. Also, I might be a bit retro, so you'll find a lot of past and vintage footie glory here.

[freckles-arelife]

[cream-and-punishment]

THE ONLY SPANISH STRIKERS THAT EVER MATTERED AND THAT DESERVED A LOT MORE RESPECT AND RECOGNITION FROM SPANISH PRESS AND FANS.

[frecklednando]

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Leo and Nora taking care of Elsa ½

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Elsa mistakes a crew member for Fernando and Leo pulls her back to show her where papi is :D

[frecklednando]

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Elsa and Nando yesterday

[judgynando]

Saúl & Gabi & Fernando

[mufc-wags]

Drogba and Joanne :D

[mata-torres]

Joanne Mata.  Paul DROGBA. I’m dead...

[capitankoke]

How well do Torres and Koke know each other?

Where and when did you meet? FT: Don’t cheat huh… Let’s see those maths… K: Could it be? FT: Oh very well! In 2001. In Cerro del Espino in Majadahonda, Atleti’s training place. K; In an Atleti act FT: You cheated! K: Yes I cheated!

Who arrives later at training? Both: Damn, It’s difficult! K: almost at the same time. FT: Yeah we’re among the 4 players who arrive first. How many goals has scored Fernando Torres this season? FT: I don’t even know myself! … he loves me a lot! Seven, right? K: I take you higher, Niño. [9]

Which Cholo’s exercise Koke likes the least? FT: Damn. But he never complains! That was my doubt!… the intermittents! K: Running around the pitch in circles, it’s almost the same! FT: Yeah those two are the worst. K: You have to run and that’s what I like the least!

Torres’ fave band. K: Torres doesn’t like anything, I think. FT: He doesn’t know, these guys only listen to weird stuff! K: I’m gonna say one of his friends! FT: Oh yeah, it could be. [Dani Martín] … they only listen to reggeaton and that stuff!

If Koke wasn’t a football player, what would he be? FT: I’m not going to say what I’m thinking… K: I don’t know, I don’t know, I don’t even know myself! FT: I can’t believe it! [Both write ‘firefighter’] K: You wrote the same, or what!?

Who is Koke’s idol? K: Juninho FT: Vizcaino! Show it to Juan (Vizcaíno, currently into Atleti’s coaching staff). K: We have to show him later!

Who’s Torres idol? FT: [Kiko] K: [Me] FT: That’s now! (pointing at Koke)

Which player you would like to play with? K: The one I would like to play with, it’s difficult now, it’s Messi. He’s a spectacular player, he always shows it and well, it’s incredible to see him play. FT: It wouldn’t be a bad thing to play with Messi. K: It wouldn’t be a bad thing to bring him to Atleti. FT: We can bring him to Atleti. If he wants to, we’re ready to give him a chance. K: Exactly!

[ikecarus]

1. Fernando’s smirk and eyebrow raise 2. Koke trying to look at Fernando’s answer and Fernando’s reaction XD 3. Koke’s face is literally this emoji (but more innocent and pure) 4. skdjflksjdf THE WAY FERNANDO CRACKS UP IS JUST <3

[capitankoke]

Antoine Griezmann answers questions about his career

[mata-torres]

Journos in the mixed zone: Who is the best?

Filipe's daughter: Dad!!!

Filipe's son: Dad!! ... and Griezmann too!

Journos: Tell Griezmann to not leave Atleti.

Filipe's son: But he has to leave! He has to sleep in his home!!!

[ikecarus]

A bonus scene.

[nifelheim]

@mata-torres THE FIRST ONE IM SCREAMING

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[thecfcarchives]

Juan Mata & David Luiz’s mum on the final day of the 2012/13 season.

[xyoongi]

Get you a man who can do everything - Fernando Torres Emojis

[marcosllorente]

“he was serious, focused, technically talented. he was also fun, mischievous, winding people up: he looks like an angel with those blue eyes but he’s the devil.”

happy 26th birthday antoine griezmann! || (march 21, 1991)

[mata-torres]

I just realized now that Antoine and Nando have their birthdays one day apart. :’D

[xyoongi]

i hate seeing good pictures/gifs of fernando but i cant reblog them bcs they also include pics/gifs of serhio horsos 🙄

[here-for-the-isco-left-deactiva]

Lmao remember when Fernando Torres got a buzzcut and everyone found out he was a ginger and all British hell broke loose.