Me: Who’s this Mitski everyone’s talking about?
Me, 5 minutes later:
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Me: Who’s this Mitski everyone’s talking about?
Me, 5 minutes later:
Americans be like: 1 star, I would give less stars if I could. The food was the most exquisite possible thing I have ever eaten or ever will eat. The decor was amazing, I loved everything. but it seemed like my waiter could’ve possibly had other things she would’ve rather been doing and other concerns outside of serving me, never go here again.
trying to go to the nearest building in animal crossing to avoid a swarm of angry bees:
me watching monsters inc as a kid: how did it take so long for anyone to figure out that human child laughter not only produced energy like screams, but was more effective, and that children aren’t actually dangerous at all?
me watching monsters inc now: monsters incorporated, a multi-billion dollar corporate giant, stood to make extra profits off a scream shortage because low supply with high demand makes it possible to charge a fortune for a necessary commodity and everyone has no choice but to pay the high prices because they can’t go without electricity. Therefore Monsters Inc, as well as any other major powers that may have existed at the start of the era of using scream energy, fabricated the idea that only screams could generate sustainable energy sources in order to create artificial scarcity, because laugh energy was far easier to obtain and far more efficient, and therefore stood to lower the value of energy due to surplus. They also fabricated the idea that human children were toxic, in order to a) make other monsters too afraid to go near them to do research and possibly discover the secret of laugh energy, and b) to make monsters so afraid of going near them that there is a shortage of scarers, making it harder for rival companies to rise up and create competition. Even in the monster world, capitalism is based on lies, greed and cruelty, and even monster companies have no qualms about using and abusing children to maximize profits.
This makes so much sense tho
Safety warnings from the Nintendo Wii’s Japanese manual
so I clicked on a tasty video and got an ikea as that said
“Another cooking video??? It’s almost 11:45 (it is), do you not have a comfortable mattress? Get one when ikea opens in 10 hours and 15 minutes”
and while yes that’s good marketing on your part ikea, do you understand how fucking terrifyi
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Remember this post about my WW AU where Link’s Grandma dons the hero’s clothes to save Link and Aryll? Well I wrote out a whole little comic to introduce the concept.
I was thinking of having a whole little zine with this comic and some new drawings in time for DINK next month! So look forward to that in the future!
Ah, yes. That queer anthem about ex-boyfriends. Written by a straight woman. Who had many ex-boyfriends. Whose song about ex-boyfriends is nominated as this year’s queer anthem. Despite being about ex-boyfriends. And being written by a straight woman. Makes perfect sense.
why nominate actual LGBT musicians and singers like janelle monae and sia when you could nominate a straight white women who darkens her skin to look ethnically ambiguous?
this is what lgbt women mean when we say we feel ostracized from our own community
@seoftly look at this mess
my body was not ready for this
The guy who will be new president of nintendo of america is called doug bowser? Seriously? Doug fucking Bowser?
This man has planned to take control of Nintendo since he arrived
when u make a mistake
My last two brain cells
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i love the sims but everything after creating them feels so empty… feel like a bored god who’s only hubris was thinking he could create something beautiful……