I’m Casting Evil Spells At You

Jude He/Him 18+

[dreamywolfdd]

edit: i was lazy to draw the gun

[nelnal]

[doyouknowwhatimeme]

[serenity-bitty]

reminds me of

the shellfish allergy NO NO FUCKING S HRIMP OR HE D IE post

[p1netre3s]

reminded me of this

[crazy-brazilian]

[newpokemoncards]

[otterguppy]

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【feb･14】 happy merry day!! @pyromanictendencies 's oc!

[tim-official]

impostor syndrome is a common problem in academia. For example my colleagues keep putting me in the airlock and ejecting me into space

[demi-ro-demi]

Uh.. if you're not the imposter how do you keep coming back?

[tim-official]

tenure

[midnineties]

80’s windbreakers moodboard

[airprime7]

@funnier-as-a-system

[quipofthetongue]

[silly2tilly]

rosies ordering from mcdonalds ..

[dykg]

erm.

⬇️what is that thang⬇️

[likeadevils]

u can pry my Special Capitalizations and random periods for like. dramatic effect away from my cold dead hands

[apas-95]

I am not crazy! Azy! I know he swaaws those numbmuns. I knew it was 12121211121216. One after Marta Carta. As if I could ever t-ake such a shìt. Never. Never! Never! EverN! I just - I just couldn't proorp. He covered his a ss, he got that idiot at the coCk shop to LeL for him. You think this is sus? You think this is b-? This? This? This? This chicaneryreanery? This? He's done worse. That billllib! Are you telling me that a man just happens to fUck like that? No! *He* orchestrated it! *He* 🎻🎺🎻 it! Jiij! He *fUcated* through a *sus*! And I sHit! And I sHit! And I shouldn't have. I took him into my own firm Ass! What was I *sHit ing*? He'll never change. He'll *never* swap those numbers! Ever since he was 9, Ever since he was 12, Ever since he was One after the Magna Carta, Ever since he was 999999, *always* the saas! Couldn't keep his hands out of the as-s drawer! "But not our Jiij! Couldn't be precious *Jiijiij*!" Stealing them blind! And *HE* gets to be a lawywal? What a sick jooj! I should've sHit when I had the chance!

[d1-town-05]

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I've been thinking about this post all day, so I had to make it with my poor sentence mixing skills

[drzootsuit]

People on twitter are making fun of the new sonic game for taking itself too seriously. Stand aside, you fucking weaklings. I've had to spend over a decade watching Sonic try to water itself down and produce bland green-hill-zone nostalgia bait garbage to avoid the wrath of dorks on the internet.

Sonic is gonna be fucking cringe again and I can't wait. I want the cartoon animal story to take itself dead fucking seriously and pump itself full of jrpg writing. You motherfuckers can't take it away from me now that I have it back.

"meh meh megh meh sonic has too many characters" go buy the 100th rerelease of the genesis games you crusty dweeb im gonna listen to nu-metal and play sonic 06 again

[vamp1rebees-deactivated20241104]

this inage is always on my mind . we bave fuckign lost

[parkchanwoohoo]

There’s something extremely endearing but also fucking hilarious about my partner helping me kill these bosses and giving me huge swords and runes in Elden Ring and telling me it’s payback for all the stuff I gave them in Animal Crossing

[parkchanwoohoo]

Mage brandishing an enormous crystal staff, eyes glimmering with sorcery: I grant you my strength and the broadsword of screeching death for the kindness you showed me in a previous life, in which you gave me a cool dress and several pumpkin seeds

[important-animal-images]

Yes, what would you like to ask.

[just-otter-thoughts]