Strike it, Light it up

Mallorey, 19, he/him French-Irish living in France. Work hard, Study hard, Party hard.  Do good, Look good, Feel good. Angry Activist. Bipolar Bisexual. Complete Crap-trash

[crucibleknight]

I’ve seen posts lumping venom & the fish monster from shape of water together into the same category as pennywise and I must say it is…. Astounding to even imply they are all on the same level whatsoever like…. 

pennywise fuckers are the lowest of the low like… a monster that is ugly asf and just eats kids & minorities? hard pass. disgusting.

venom fuckers are a little better bc he’s got the whole tongue & teeth thing going for him but yr still gonna get eaten at the end of the day so? u know. unless ur into that

shape of water monster? the good gender neutral fish god? he’s the ONLY valid one out of the bunch you fuck him you get the package deal. get you a fish god that can kill for you, die for you, make you immortal so you can be together forever. get you a fish god with a sensitive side who will treat you R I G H T 

[revenorror]

I mean, if you wanna talk about ‘fuck, marry, kill’…

[crucibleknight]

this is the funniest possible response to this post it belongs to you now

[africanaquarian]

me, learning about the greek pantheon in elementary: wow, I love athena, so brave and smart

me, after reading about the story of medusa: athena is a spiteful, dumb bitch who can’t direct her anger at the right people! wack ass hoe

[indicativeof-sideways-escalation]

Me, after learning than Medusas head was used as a sign of safety and female autonomy in women’s spaces because it was seen as a gift from Athena, to allow Medusa never to be harmed that way again: oh dope, Athenas on our side. Kill a man who dares to look upon you with possession in his heart.

Me, after learning that Athena holds herself to the ‘not like other girls’ standard and usuallys sides with whatever the nearest dick-toting diety says: what the fuck what a fake bitch

Me, after learning that most of the media depicting Greek Gods by the ancient Greeks that survives today was commissioned, designed, and made by men, and therefore does not depict female interpretation or telling of the myths, and is probably extremely biased towards a misogynistic portrayal of a strong woman: the canon Athena was in our hearts all along.

[morticiaandthediamonds-blog]

date someone who loves your belly

[deadjosey-deactivated20200613]

[luntfontanne]

[ithelpstodream]

[ithelpstodream]

[legitimatelala]

YOU’RE DOING AMAZING THANK YOU

[dante-heller]

@z-paladin

Is this better?

[yonceeknowles]

[thenewmetropolitan]

[the-frozen-city]

Gives me life

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

please signal boost: BDSM actually stands for Banter, Drinks with the lads, Soccer practise and Mucking around

[linguisten]

why grammar fetishists rarely procreate

[matchboxist]

Three months later and I'm still smiling ❤

[elliebartlets]

i don’t know what’s better scully’s facial expressions or mulder walking out the door

[natural--blues]

I'm back to tumblr

After a couple days’ break, and I come back to a fuck ton of people I have to unfollow bc they used International Women’s Day to spew bigoted bullshit fauxmenism. Hey if you feel like trans women are really men and by excluding them from your feminism you are somehow protecting women, you a) are NOT a feminist in any sense of the word I know it and b) aren’t fucking protecting ANYONE. You’re actively endangering, shaming, and harming these women. That’s the furthest thing from a feminist I can think of.

[thefeelofavideogame]

a mummy who broke out of his sarcophagus wrote this

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

reblog if ur a striminal

[robotsandramblings]

#YOU’VE BEEN HIT BY  #YOU’VE BEEN STRUCK BY  #A SMOOTH STRIMINAL

[pokemonprofessor]

nice.

[furikomaru-deactivated20190920]

I am so embarrassed that only 31% of us have the good sense to lie when someone asks if we’ve committed a crime.

[deadpresidents]

CNN is garbage

That’s your opinion and you should have the freedom to come to that conclusion yourself. But it should never be the responsibility of the President or his Communications staff to decide which media outlet is allowed to cover their Administration, or to dictate the tone and content of that coverage. Any American politician who has sworn to preserve, protect, and defend the Constitution – and I’m talking about members of Congress, too – should be outraged by a Constitutional officer of the government (or their representatives) who tries to control the media by shutting off access or targeting specific media members as enemies of the state. That’s flat-out dangerous. It’s an existential threat to our freedom.

[culturenlifestyle]

The First Braille Smartwatch Allows Blind People to Feel Their Messages on the Screen

South Korean initiative Dot has created the world’s first Braille smartwatch.

Czytaj dalej

[hairmilk-deactivated20170218]

i want to cum but like,,, emotionally