Matchmaker Meulin

Meulin here! Mew're in for the PURRFECT shipping expurrience when mew visit me! ((Independent Meulin blog, as well as the RP blog of Zesandvich))

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((After not RPing for so long I'm really nervous to get back into it

fuck))

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((I'M DONE WITH FINALLSSSS oh god how do I rp again))

[kyouheiprinceofsassiness-deacti]

Could you please reblog this if it's okay for me to come into your inbox even if we haven't rp'ed before?

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(^T_T^) < TUMBLR WHY WOULD MEW SUGGEST TO ME A BLOG USING A POST THAT IS A REBLOG OF SOMEONE ELSE?

~(=^‥^) < BECLAWS I'M SURE AS HELL NOT GONNA FOLLOW THEM IF THEY KNOW HOW TO REBLOG.

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(^T_T^) < THAT ACTUALLY KINDA HURT PRETTY BAD BECLAWS APPURENTLY YOUR LIPS ARE A MORE SENSITIVE SPOT BUT I DID IT

(=^-ω-^=) < SO THEY GAVE ME ALL THIS MOUTHWASH AND TIPS ON HOW TO CLEAN PURROPERLY, BECAUSE INFECTIONS ARE BAD!

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(^>o<^) < I'M GOING IIIIIIIN!

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(=^-ω-^=) < WELL, HERE IT GOES.  GOTTA WAIT FUR A LITTLE BIT WHILE THEY PURREPARE THINGS BUT I'M GONNA HAVE SNAKE BITES.

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(=^-ω-^=) < AFTER A BIT OF RESEARCH I FOUND A NICE PURRLOR AND I'M DEFURNITELY GETTING A PIERCING TODAY.

(^・o・^) < LIKE OGM THEY'RE SO FAST IT'S REALLY GREAT LIKE APPURENTLY IT'LL TAKE TWO MINUTES OR SO TO ACTUALLY GET THE PIERCING AND I'LL... 3333333333333333!

ヽ (=^・ω・^=)ノ < I WANT LITTLE OLIVE DOTS ON MY LIPS, IT'LL BE SOOOO CUUUUTE!  I'LL K33P MEW GUYS UPDATED FUR SURE!

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(^・ω・^) < OH MY GOSH, THEY’RE SO CUTE!!

(=^ω^=) < PURRHAPS MEW COULD SAY I…

(^ > ω ・^) < FAUN OVER THEM???

[archaeologistsmelancholy]

YuouY: Oh gosh! That was a good one!

YuouY: ʎou could saʎ that ʎour use of mʎ deer puns is…

YuvoY: Quite endeering.

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ヽ (=^・ω・^=)ノ < AWWW, THANK MEW!  IF YOU WANT TO GET BACK INTO MAKING A TON OF D33R PUNS, PURRHAPS YOU'RE GOING TO N33D TO BUCK UP AND DO IT!

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(=^-ω-^=) < DEAR SANTA, FUR CHRISTMAS I WANT PIERCINGS.  SPECIFICALLY SNAKE BITES.  THAT IS ALL.

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(=^・ェ・^=) < D33R PUNS?  C’MON.  C’MONC’MONC’MON DO A FEW FUR ME!!!

(=^-ω-^=) < PURRLEASE??? IT’LL BE A CUTE ADDITION TO MY QUIRK KNOWLEDGE!

[archaeologistsmelancholy]

Yuvu”Y: I suppose I could give an example of a few I did.

YouoY: I would saʎ deer in replace of dear, whose/who would be hooves or hoof…

YuvuY: There wasn’t manʎ. My emotes, however, show mʎ horns! Or, antlers, I should saʎ.

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(^・ω・^) < OH MY GOSH, THEY'RE SO CUTE!!

(=^ω^=) < PURRHAPS MEW COULD SAY I...

(^ > ω ・^) < FAUN OVER THEM???

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(^・_・^) < OMG

(^・ω・^) < GOMGOGMOG

(^ > ω < ^) < YOUR LITTLE FACE MEW MAKE IS SOOOOO CUUUUUUTE, 3333333333333!!  HOW CAN YOU PAWSIBLY _NOT_ BE ADORABLE???

(^・o・^) < OH, AND I KINDLY TAKE YOUR PURRAISE OF MY CAT PUNS.  IT’S B33N A SERIOUS LIFELONG EFFORT TO GET THESE PUNS TO THEIR MAXIMUM CAT LEVEL

[archaeologistsmelancholy]

YouoY: Ah! Thank ʎou so much!

YuvuY: I do not receive compliments often, so it is wonderfullʎ appreciated!

YuouY: I used to make deer puns, but I haven’t done that too much.

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(=^・ェ・^=) < D33R PUNS?  C'MON.  C'MONC'MONC'MON DO A FEW FUR ME!!!

(=^-ω-^=) < PURRLEASE??? IT'LL BE A CUTE ADDITION TO MY QUIRK KNOWLEDGE!

[c4n3kind-blog]

                      Hate me, you can’t 3 S C 4 P 3 me                              and you ain’t never gonna                                  C H 4 N G 3   M 3   !

                                    I can’t stand it,                                        I’ve fuckin’                                       H 4 D   1 T,                  1 ’ M   4 B O U T   T O   B L O W   !

                  ONE FOR THE MONEY           TWO COSTS TOO MUCH FOR THE SHOW!                      THREE, GET READY!     ARE YOU READY MOTHERFUCKERS, ARE YOU READY?

LET'S GO !!! **

               ᴀʀᴛ ᴄʀᴇᴅɪᴛ ɢᴏᴇs ᴛᴏ ikimaru.

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ヽ (=^・ω・^=)ノ < HEY, MY NEW FURIENDS, DO _ANY_ OF MEW KNOW OF ANY LOCATIONS TO GET PIERCINGS??

(^・ω・^) < MEW S33, THIS IS A FURRY IMPORTANT QUESTION TO ME.

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(^・o・^) < OH MY GOSH, THAT’S SO MANY COOL THINGS!!!  …AND A KINDA SCARY THING, BUT A BUNCH OF COOL THINGS!

~(=^‥^) < MEOWNWHILE I’M ALL THEORETICALLY MASHING EFURRYONE TOGETHER AND FINDING PAWSITIVELY ADORABLE PAIRINGS.  THEORETICALLY.  UNLESS THEY ACTUALLY WANT ME TO DO IT.  … WHICH NEFUR HAPPENED.

(=｀ω’=) < … ALL THAT ASIDE, ADORABLE BABIES AND THEIR ADORABLE SHIPS ARE MY FORTE.

[recordfxcker]

yes i must admit, it can be quite scary at times but very cool for the most part >:]

that sounds 4 LOT like something my friend- or “furriend” as she puts it- does! she borrows my chalk all the time to make charts and stuff >:P do you have one ship in particular that you like the most?

[matchmakermeulin]

(^・_・^) < OH NO.

(=；ェ；=) < THAT'S AN IMPAWSIBLE QUESTION.  LIKE, I GUESS MY ONLY ANSWER IS SHIPS THAT HAVE ACTUALLY SAILED, AND ARE REAL THINGS, BUT MEW CAN'T NARROW ME DOWN TO ONE SHIP.  OR TWO.  OR EVEN FIVE.  THERE'S SO MANY SHIPS... I LOVE THEM ALL.  _ALL_.

[antiquatedconscience-blog]

833 < r33ltalk i n33d somebody to distract me

833 < distract me furrom what will shorely become a self-destructive habit

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(^・x・^) < I'M SCARED TO ASK BUT HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU DONE THAT TODAY?????