matchmaker, matchmaker.

Septima plans the weddings for the Legion. Don't like your new bride? Ungrateful soldier. Septima always knows best.

[matchmakerseptima]

[Septima waddles down the road, leashed peacock in tow, knitting bag balance on one shoulder, and sets up her little booth. MATCHMAKING is scrawled in paint on a piece of wood.]

[matchmakerseptima]

△ Can I have one of the birds?

No. You regret.

[decanusalexussweetsideblog]

…Do you regret them???

[matchmakerseptima]

No.

[There’s a scream from somewhere in her yard. A pair of wings flaps and flutters, and another bird begins to gargle and honk.]

[matchmakerseptima]

△ Can I have one of the birds?

No. You regret.

[matchmakerseptima]

△ Have you ever met someone you couldn't find a match for?

Oooh, yes, many, many, many. Loud and bawdy Girls, Men with blood on their hands, their hearts. Many, many. Septima does not just match anyone.

[matchmakerseptima]

CAn I has wOman?

No. [Sews.]

[the-write-ideas]

Send me a △ and ask a really invasive question aimed at my character

[matchmakerseptima]

[Squints.]

[matchmakerseptima]

gunhandsam replied to your post:tbh Septima would offer to castrate Willy

free Willy in ‘16

orca noises

[matchmakerseptima]

stumblinghost replied to your post:tbh Septima would offer to castrate Willy

thx

doing a huge favor for the mojave tbh

[matchmakerseptima]

tbh Septima would offer to castrate Willy

[maclarxn-deactivated20160130]

:D

[matchmakerseptima]

No.

[maclarxn-deactivated20160130]

Ok.

[matchmakerseptima]

[She smiles pleasantly at him.]

[matchmakerseptima]

Septima? What happened to the other six?

Septima married them off.

[matchmakerseptima]

whiskeyandlead replied to your post:…all looking for Husband? Wife?

“Houskeeper and babysitter?”

Yes! [Septima pulls out her big book of names and faces and begins to flip through it in earnest, glancing up at the other occasionally.]

[matchmakerseptima]

mac: is happy

septima: nah

[matchmakerseptima]

maclarxn replied to your post: …all looking for Husband? Wife?

c:

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[maclarxn-deactivated20160130]

:D

[matchmakerseptima]

No.

[matchmakerseptima]

arealbombshell replied to your post:…all looking for Husband? Wife?

(MATCH ME UP WITH YOU SEPTIMA! *RIPS SHIRT*)

...

[She slowly waddles over and grabs his ear, and then TUGS at it harshly.]

Bad.

[matchmakerseptima]

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…all looking for Husband? Wife?

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