[Septima waddles down the road, leashed peacock in tow, knitting bag balance on one shoulder, and sets up her little booth. MATCHMAKING is scrawled in paint on a piece of wood.]

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@matchmakerseptima
[Septima waddles down the road, leashed peacock in tow, knitting bag balance on one shoulder, and sets up her little booth. MATCHMAKING is scrawled in paint on a piece of wood.]
△ Can I have one of the birds?
No. You regret.
…Do you regret them???
No.
[There’s a scream from somewhere in her yard. A pair of wings flaps and flutters, and another bird begins to gargle and honk.]
△ Can I have one of the birds?
No. You regret.
△ Have you ever met someone you couldn't find a match for?
Oooh, yes, many, many, many. Loud and bawdy Girls, Men with blood on their hands, their hearts. Many, many. Septima does not just match anyone.
CAn I has wOman?
No. [Sews.]
Send me a △ and ask a really invasive question aimed at my character
[Squints.]
gunhandsam replied to your post:tbh Septima would offer to castrate Willy
free Willy in ‘16
orca noises
stumblinghost replied to your post:tbh Septima would offer to castrate Willy
thx
doing a huge favor for the mojave tbh
tbh Septima would offer to castrate Willy
[She smiles pleasantly at him.]
Septima? What happened to the other six?
Septima married them off.
whiskeyandlead replied to your post:…all looking for Husband? Wife?
“Houskeeper and babysitter?”
Yes! [Septima pulls out her big book of names and faces and begins to flip through it in earnest, glancing up at the other occasionally.]
mac: is happy
septima: nah
maclarxn replied to your post: …all looking for Husband? Wife?
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arealbombshell replied to your post:…all looking for Husband? Wife?
(MATCH ME UP WITH YOU SEPTIMA! *RIPS SHIRT*)
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[She slowly waddles over and grabs his ear, and then TUGS at it harshly.]
Bad.
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