[mateoxgarcia-blog]

sasha-harper:

Yes you did! You said only flamboyant homosexuals could enjoy Cher, and that’s thinking in stereotypes. You’re making it very obvious what an ignorant asshole you are, so I don’t even need to make assumptions, dearest Mateo. Sure, you’re own person, one who clearly enjoys losing football games and abiding by the rules of the Capulets. Just because you told me it annoys you, I will sing even louder when I see you in the hallways. No one has ever reached the top without falling down every one in a while. The most important part is getting up and not letting it discourage you from achieving your dreams. Alright, you want to hear something nice about my team? Well for starters, they have me on it to lead them to victory, and they are brave enough to stand in front of a crowd and perform. Can’t see you or the klutz team having the cojones to do something like that.

Homophobia and stereotyping are two different things. And, to be fair, I didn’t stereotype anything. I didn’t say every gay man was flamboyant. But are you really gonna tell me every gay guy that is flamboyant isn’t into a “queen” such as Cher herself? Oh please. I’m about as much of an ignorant asshole as you are a narcissistic little priss. What does it matter if we’re losing as long as we’re enjoying ourselves, right? You should know that better than anyone, right? Right, thanks for the warning, I’ll be sure to invest in some noise canceling headphones or some kind of gag or something. Sure babe, if you say so. Cojones, really? Does it count as cultural appropriation if you’re using our language to mock me? Please, singing in front of people isn’t that hard. My boys and I could do it any day, no problem. We’d probably even get a better response than your loser patrol.

[mateoxgarcia-blog]

sasha-harper:

Not just ignorant, but also highly homophobic. Wow, such a prize you are, Mateo Garcia. No, I’m saying I respect myself, I just don’t respect you or the bullshit that comes out of your mouth, because it’s quite obvious to everyone that you’re just desperately trying to stay relevant at this school. I actually can’t think of anything sadder than a guy who let’s other people dictate what he should like, what he should say, who he can and cannot hang out with and most importantly, who he is. So don’t bother with your pity, because I don’t need it. Instead you should direct it towards someone who truly deserves it such as yourself. Sure, threaten me all you want with your frozen drinks. You’re not impressing anyone, aside from maybe your empty-headed friends. Recognition? For tripping over your own feet while you chase a ball around? Maybe so, but that doesn’t make you better than me. I’m know that’s what you like to believe, but the only truth is that while you fall face forward into the mud on the field, I’m only climbing my way to top.

I never said anything about being homophobic. There’s nothing wrong with gay dudes, or gay chicks, or gay people. That’s just you making assumptions, which is something I’m starting to think you’re good at considering I don’t let anyone dictate me. I’m my own person, babe. I do what I want, when I want, and the decisions I’ve made are purely my own. No one ever said I pity you, I’d have to feel bad for you to pity you. And the only thing I feel for you is this slight twinge of annoyance whenever I see you start to sing in the hallways at school or some other stupid shit like that. If you consider climbing your way to the top getting pelted with food in the cafeteria, then I’d love to see what you consider actually making it in the show-biz game. You know, you like to talk a lot of shit about my team and I, but your little gang of misfits aren’t any better. Even you yourself can’t say anything nice about them. 

[mateoxgarcia-blog]

sasha-harper:

There’s absolutely nothing dorky about Queen Cher, Mateo Garcia! You take those words back right now and wash your mouth with soap while you’re at it! You can insult me all you want, I have thick skin and the nonsensical ramblings of an untalented Neanderthal like you don’t even faze me one bit, but insulting a living legend is basically committing blasphemy and I will not stand for it! While I’m painfully aware that you’re far too stupid to understand the importance of the Arts, I’d like to point out that if anyone should shut up here it would be you! My complains are completely valid, and I’m sure that even though you will never admit it, you of all people should relate to them, since all you do on the field is dealing with klutzes. But since you’re so obsessed with playing the tough guy act, how about you just stick to football and keep your ignorant mouth shut before you embarrass yourself even further, huh?

Sure, if you wanna say so. I’m not taking them back though. The only people who still listen to Cher are flamboyant homos, you, and your glee club cult leader. So you’re saying you have such little self respect that you rather stand up to me for a washed up singer rather than for yourself? Wow, almost sad. I don’t gotta shut up about nothing, I can say and do what I want, babe. And don’t call me stupid again, unless you’re in the mood for a ice cold cherry slushie shower. Completely valid? I could literally give you a listen long enough to wrap around you twice of things far more important to complain about than some semi-terrible glee club performance. My team isn’t a bunch of klutzes, and even if they were, at least we’re getting recognition for what we’re doing. What are you guys getting again? Oh right, budget cuts, slushies, and losses. The only one embarrassing themselves here is you, Harper. Sorry, but it’s the truth.

[sasha-harper]

My poor ears are still ringing from that tragic rendition of my queen Cher’s Believe by one of my fellow glee club members. Whilst I realize that it’s hard to perform a song that is so signature for your truly, I don’t believe it’s too much to ask to put some heart and soul into singing lyrics that are so deep and meaningful. Oh, and if it is, then please don’t even bother and just leave it to the talented people, aka Oliver and I. Obviously.

[mateoxgarcia-blog]

Cher? Seriously? That’s... probably the dorkiest thing I’ve ever heard. What would you know about heart and soul, Harper? Last I heard you were severely lacking in both departments. The only deep and meaningful performance you and dweedle dumb could possibly give is when you shut your traps and exit stage left. Or maybe a magic trick where you learn to turn down the narcissism a bit. You’re not that great either, we can hear your hawk screeching from the foot ball field. That includes with the ear plugs me and the rest of the guys put in. Don’t you have anything more productive to complain about? That doesn’t include you and your narcissism? 

[aidenxwrites]

PM || Gaiden

[aidenxwrites]

…You’re joking, right? Have you seen Lucas? Have you seen that adorably cute nose that’s always poking into my business, but makes it impossible to get mad at for long? Not to mention that cute little ass… And Wes, well that kid is basically sex on legs. No, they aren’t jock sexy, but that’s fine. Those blockheads aren’t necessarily my type anyways. Mosly cause they talk a big game, but when it comes down to it they’re clueless. Which is why you’re still a virgin while Quincy is thirsting after a religious chick. Although FYI, not to break your adorable bubble of denial or anything, but christians can get their freak on just as much as the next bleacher skank. 

No, I don’t. I already told you what I think. But someone pushing him sounds more plausible than suicide. Please, nobody would want to off me. Everyone knows how much of a loss that would be. For one, my column would be replaced with your vanilla virgin stories and nobody would want that, babe.

[mateoxgarcia-blog]

Yes I’ve seen Lucas, he’s my cousin, and ew. And right, sex on a stick, maybe for guys like you. And i guess some girls, but whatever. I guess that’s why everyone has their own preference. And they certainly aren’t mine, but that might be because I only have one preference... He’ll figure it out eventually. I’m determined to make him. And I highly doubt that, she doesn’t seem like the type. I mean, she’s the president of the celibacy club, and preaches about waiting until marriage all the time. 

Yea, I guess you have a point. And there were plenty of people there who had a reason to push him. I’m sure Dante was thinking the same thing.... And haha, look that’ll change soon enough. You know, when I lose that and all.

[aidenxwrites]

PM || Gaiden

[aidenxwrites]

I just get blindsided by their pretty looks, and before I know it I’m roped into their crazy… Clean up my act how? It’s not my fault that I attract them, I attract everyone. Eh, nothing wrong with solving your issues by having some mindblowling sex. I’m into it if he’s into it. Cuddles..? Fuck, you’re starting to sound like your unstable cousin, Smythe. And he’s the last person I want to be reminded of right now. Yea, sure they aren’t.. it’s always the ‘prude’ ones who have the dirties mind, trust me. 

And purposely jumping off a balcony paints him any better? Ever considered another theory? A more plausible one, since you feel like speculating and all.. What if someone gave me him a hand? Or a push, rather? Plenty of people with a motive for that, since he was a jackass. Plus, all possible witnesses were either drunk or high, so who even knows for sure what they saw or heard, right? It’s a perfect crime.

[mateoxgarcia-blog]

Neither of your boyfriends were that pretty, Aiden. Hate to break it to you. One of them thinks he is, and the other just... isn’t. I don’t know, start doing background checks or something, be more careful. Yea, maybe if you’re you and Wesley. Cuddling is good for a person in a time of need. It’s statistically proven that human interaction releases endorphins in a persons head, good ones. Yea, well, that’s almost a compliment. Lucas may be a little nutty, but he’s a good person. Yea yea, break up, bad blood, whatever, what else is new with you two. Yea, but she’s a religious prude. They stick to their guns. 

Wait, you think someone pushed him over the edge? Damn, wouldn't that be a story. I honestly wouldn’t be surprised, he’s kind of a dick. Must have fucked with the wrong person one too many times or something and boom, out for the count. Let that be a lesson to you to be nice to everyone, Fabray. Or you might end up going splat on the pavement next to your boyfriend’s pool.

[aidenxwrites]

PM || Gaiden

[aidenxwrites]

It’s like messes are the only ones I seem to attract nowadays. I don’t get why, since I’m obvi way too hot for this shit. Right, I could probably fuck him back to being happy, I just had to hear it from another person. You know, just checking if that isn’t insenstive, because my radar for that is clearly broken. What about your strict Cheeriho diet? Did that whole plan went out of the window as well now that your cousin is banging the QB?

I don’t know? I didn’t pay him any attention, had better stuff to do. But considering his usual stupidity I’d say it was an accident. King Douchebag went out for a smoke and stumbled over his ownt feet, right over the railing. What motives would a guy like that even have for offing himself, Ms Speculation? And why would he do it at his best friend’s birthday party?

[mateoxgarcia-blog]

Yea, I don’t know, maybe you need to clean up your act and start picking them better. Because you’re not very good at it to begin with, hot stuff. Well, yea, it’s insensitive. But it’s also Wesley, and he doesn’t function like a normal person. The exact opposite, actually. If he’s not into sex then cuddle him. He’s like a puppy, plus hum contact is good for a person’s emotions... Nope, I’m still a cheerio. But what coach Lopez doesn’t know won’t hurt me, right? And great, nice, thanks for bringing that up. FYI, they aren’t banging. She’s a prude. I don’t even get what he sees in her. 

Alright, fine, maybe he didn’t off himself. Forgive me for trying to give the guy a little bit of the benefit of the doubt. You know how stupid it paints him saying he just fell? Pretty damn stupid, I mean.... I know he was drunk, but there was a railing for Christ sake. 

[aidenxwrites]

PM || Gaiden

[aidenxwrites]

Yea, awfully bad timing on my part to switch bae… Now I have this mess to deal with.. and yea, I get how heartless that sounds, but fuck… I’m not good with this shit, okay? Finding the right words to make someone feel better.. that just ain’t me. …I’ll try the chocolate, I guess. If he doesn’t want it I’ll just toss it out of the window. Or wait, that would be insensitive too, wouldn’t it?

What, you think Mr. Tall, Dark, Handsome and Douchebag had enough depth to him to actually off himself? Based on what?

[mateoxgarcia-blog]

That’s for sure, but I guess either way you have to deal with a mess from one of them. At least Wesley’s will come to a close eventually. It’s Wes, how hard could it be? You could probably sleep with him to bring a smile back to the kid’s face. And yes, it would be. So, if he doesn’t eat it just give it to me. No reason for it to go to waste. 

I never said he had enough depth to. But why else would he be on a balcony by himself in the middle of a party? Besides, do you remember him being drunk enough to take such a tumble? Plus, the whole suicide aspect actually adds a plot point of interest to this all.... maybe I’m speculating, but at least it’s spicing it up a little.

[aidenxwrites]

PM || Gaiden

So, Smythe… how does one go about consoling a guy after they had their best friend scraped of their pavement by the cops on the morning after their birthday? Any tips?

[mateoxgarcia-blog]

God, that’s such a touchy topic to have to approach.... probably a lot of cuddling?And chocolate, I heard that makes a person happy when they’re sad. Though, you just upgraded your boyfriend from messy loser-chic to a lean mean cheerio, so he might not actually accept the chocolate.... I’m sure just letting him know you’re there for him will do the trick. 

Can you believe this happened? I’m a little shocked over it, honestly. I wonder if he really fell or if it was... you know... intentional on his part.