Maternity Sweater

Hi my name is Andrew and I am 17. This blog is supposed to keep you warm when life is being a little cold. In short, is what your Mom wore when she gave birth to you.

[maternity-sweater]

Jesus is actually Lightening McQueen

[maternity-sweater]

I would be the pettiest ghost. If my funeral ain’t popping imma start writing u messages in ur vape smoke about ur especially cringey hook ups

[maternity-sweater]

I don’t wanna be your toaster strudel, I want you to make me your Boston cream

[maternity-sweater]

I got quesole on my adidas

[maternity-sweater]

When you put your feet in your shoes they become foot ravioli

[maternity-sweater]

Ded

[maternity-sweater]

[maternity-sweater]

Sometimes I wish I was one of those Total Drama Island interns which tested the challenges so that I die a horrible creative death

Me

[glummglemm]

[jakegyllenhaal]

[thursday]

[baerga-deactivated20151010]

dont give canadians money

[sideshowgoth]

U don’t understand this shit is waterproof and it’s amazing

[fire-raising]

ALSO IF YOU SCRATCH THE CLEAR MAPLE LEAVES THEY SMELL LIKE MAPLE SYRUP.

[battlersexual]

is canada even real

[twisted-oak]

the whole country is a fucking theme park

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

i don’t understand what’s happening

[stability]

[crimsonskyes]

[iudexmilkman]

damn, who is this, spilling some tea?

[michaelologist]

DRAG THEM!!!!!

[weloveshortvideos]

[suprememoroi-deactivated2020051]

ohmygod

[twister]

the funniest part about this vine is that u can literally see her get the idea to tape her nose like that omg 

[oldschoolnickelodeon]

[taintedvoodoo-deactivated201607]

The rarest Pepe.