Prawn Star

[taco-bell-rey]

So proud that Netflix recognizes the Babadook as gay representation 

[barricorn]

the B in LGBT stands for Babadook

[animelunatic]

[spinningrims]

[matethatsbait]

lake toads interference.

[matethatsbait]

Loverealsex is back! It's now loverealsexx if you haven't seen it yet :)

shame bout that porn ban tho

[dark-waves]

[thenamesjavii]

When you find out your mom is a furry

[keybladesoras]

I’m the son of immigrants from Egypt. I’m a first generation American. Part of my story is being written right now.

Rami Malek wins Best Actor for playing Freddie Mercury in Bohemian Rhapsody.

[clodiuspulcher]

all my teachers in high school: college will be INFINITELY harder than high school, they will show you NO mercy my professor for my senior-level immunology class: 

[brunhiddensmusings]

i regret not being a college professor

[badgyal-k-deactivated20190901]

Who the fuck is still keeping Chris Brown afloat?

[nowhites]

a bunch of “pick me” ass bitches lol

[tlkischp]

That part

[maxknightley]

You ever think about the kind of guy who makes a cursed amulet? Like, “ooh hoo hoo, whoever puts this on is gonna have a nasty surprise!” Get a real hobby.

[inkyxward]

I’m fully convinced if magic were real that 90% of this site’s usership would actively participate in cursing people for real and extremely petty reasons

[brunhiddensmusings]

i would assume about 30% of cursed items would also have been intended to be beneficial but the creator fucked up in some way because the instructions are complex or they worded something stupid im also in favor of ‘cursed’ items where the curse was beneficial for the intended user- like an amulet of silence for someone with turrets syndrome, a belt of gender swapping to make transitioning a snap, a potion that makes your hair fall off for someone with body hair issues, magic shoes that remember the way to a set number of places for someone who easily gets lost but anyone other then the user thinks its trying to screw wtih them

[e-bae]

Told this girl to text me when she got home… I think she homeless

[evaunit08]

I wanna do dirty stuff with u like farming

[oomshi]

is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing 

[420moshdad]

no its called highjacking

[fuckinyeetttt-deactivated202005]

guys no it’s weedwhacking

[deathpup-deactivated20150330]

no its called dissapointing ur mother

[hoebutmadefashion]

any man: trust me

me:

[clicheheartache-deactivated2020]

yo rough sex and cute dinner dates is what i like

[smackable]

when your family makes fun of something you’re passionate about and then claim they were ‘just teasing’ 

[black--lamb-blog]

When they love black dick, but hate black lives:

[bitterfucked]

if you’ve never seen one before

deer are smaller than you think

raccoons are bigger than you think

bears are smaller than you think but you were pretty close

otters are bigger than you think no even bigger than that

wolves are bigger than you think

wild cats are smaller than you think but hopefully you’ll never see one

chipmunks are smaller than you think

so are mice but you’ve seen a mouse right

you were right about the size of moose, mostly

pigs are bigger than you think

coyotes are that size

so are foxes

woops bears are bigger than you think but only that one type

this is an informational post about mammals if you know more please do tell

[legislacerator]

buffalo are bigger than you’ve ever even imagined. you’ve never seen anything that big in your life i promise

[leafcrunch]

i support this post except you have no idea how big are moose

[tramampoline]

moose are fucked up big and nothing will ever prepare you for it

[thegreenwolf]

[rosebuncat]

What??? The fuck????