mateus et al

there’s no “I” in threesome

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[carm3n-carm3n]

Hawaiian tropic 🌺

[yenstlla]

recently caught up with The Pitt and now I crave medical au jayvik

Also, I needed to give Viktor a last name in this AU, so with some research I decided to pick Nekola, because it means "victor of the people" in Czech and I thought it would be fun to have his name basically be Viktor Victor lol

EDIT: Changing Viktor’s last name to Navrátil !! suggestion from @/ _derfolicious_ 🙇‍♀️ Apologies for my lack of knowledge and initial misinformation

[honeybuns3110]

[lilguy5-20-blog]

Get ready

[mistomaxo]

goodluck with the rummaging everyone

[cortejador-deactivated20240914]

[d1gital-star]

pulling my tamagotchi out of my pocket in the same way a distinguished old man would check his pocket watch

[catchymemes]

[dashcon]

How big is the ball pit area going to be?

I don’t know the exact dimensions right now, okay

[mayflame15]

[yo-its-matt]

world heritage post

[that-one-fat-guy-over-there]

Reading this post is like walking into a civil war reenactment only to realize you accidentally time travelled to the real civil War

[suriandtaal]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[dollartrip]

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[pianokantzart]

One detail of The Super Mario Bros Movie I think about a lot is how, after Mario turns down the pasta Luigi brought him, Luigi shrugs and starts eagerly shoving it into his own mouth.

It seems like just a silly background gag at first, but it's one that implies he's still hungry, which adds up since he spent the entire dinner scene struggling to get food while being pushed around and talked over by his uncles.

But it looks like after he finally got a plate of pasta, making sure Mario had something to eat took first priority, and that's beautiful I think.

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[sforzzz]

[noxidae]

[ID: A tweet and a reply. First is by @.Vickcantmiss, with an image of a Black man behind text reading, “iCarly was right. Live life… breathe air… I know somehow we’re gonna get there”. @.eurydicejones replies, “this is my least favorite kind of meme/joke because the humor is entirely reliant upon a juxtaposition with blackness itself”. End ID.]

[bisforbutch]

Do you know that the "gotta be one of my favorite genders" meme is just a truly random black man's selfie that some transphobic white gays shared in a group chat a ton? I think about it alot.

[mediummarketpaperback]

i didn't know the backstory behind the favorite genders meme. it's fucked.

here's the KYM page if anyone else was curious.

Gotta Be One Of My Favorite Genders | Know Your Meme

Gotta Be One Of My Favorite Genders refers to an image of a Black man posing in front of a car with his hands folded in front of him and an

genuinely just some random guy's instagram pic.

[jimmyhoffathecat]

I am 10000000% more qualified to be president of the United States than the literal fucking dementia patient dictator we currently have

I don’t want to turn this into a diary but I am filled with despair. We are threatening to wipe a civilization off the map. Yes, WE. All of us are complicit. It’s hard to think any of us are “one of the good ones” when none of us are doing anything real meaningful to stop this. If we nuke Iran, I will be just as complicit because I still go to work every day and keep my head down even though I post angrily online.

I feel so hopeless and angry for the way my government behaves. I wish I was brave enough to do something.

[porterr-robinson]

[mop-mod]

“RECENTLY THERE’S BEEN A LOT OF PEOPLE ONLINE CHALLENGING EACH OTHER TO CHEW THROUGH WATERMELON. IS THERE ANYONE WILLING TO CHALLENGE ME??” *smacks head three times with plate* “[UNINTELLIGIBLE]” *gross wet chomping noises*