i love u

liv | she/it | tma | pdx | 20-something

[tamamita]

"my problem with marxism in a single sentence is that it's scientific and not stupid"

[fertilefloor]

wondering again why people put mdni in their blogs and again asking them to reflect on that choice.

[fertilefloor]

it's not like your blog's existence is contingent on the support of credit card companies

[math-pervert]

the best part of being liv is when somepony says "live" in conversation and then u get to be all like "(O_O)! mmy name easter egg?"

[math-pervert]

i <3 getting new mutuals..... playing with u like plushies......

[sp1c3-r4ck-synd1c4t3]

Horny people legally cannot consent. Horniness is a clouded state like inebriation. If you are partway through sex and you realize you might've become horny, it is illegal to continue. If you have ever made someone horny, you are a bad person.

[pinnipetal]

(absolutely haunted expression, 1000 yard stare) Do yuo want to play with me this weekend

[nulltwink]

just heard segments of "Such Great Heights" playing subtly in a 15 second Domino's Twitch ad. as much as this annoyse me i think a weird al style postal service parody called Such Great Pies about pizza would be ok

[nulltwink]

I am thinking that it's time

That I should go online

And look at images of awesome different kinds of pizza pies

And I have just ordered eight

I really cannot wait

Cuz if my pizzas come real late

They won't be free like back in the day

[oakscreen]

She Epsilon on my Delta until I get arbitrarily close #math

[girlinyourphone]

aww, did your post flop? you didn't even get a single note? how embarassing... mommy will like it for you. and if you're extra good, I might even reblog... 💕

#tumblrkink

[math-pervert]

there is a part of you capable of feeling shame. it might be a large part; it will never be the whole. you must take her hand--gently, now. without giving it away, you must lead her far from life and people (pack a knife); you must take her to a part of the world where the night sky is still a nursery to stars.

and now, without any hesitation, kill her. stab her hundreds and thousands of times. the majority of the surface of her skin must become holes. she must never come back. cover yourself in her blood, lest you forget.

let her rot until she overflows with maggots and thick, stinking fluids. stare deep into her eyes. you may feel regret, but you must remind yourself that the alternative is so much worse. the alternative is so much worse.

[seanshariff]

🌸

[futchlings]

"incurious" still GOAT insult. You could be better but you're not. You could learn but you won't, and for no good reason, just a base dispositional apathy. Get fucked

[owlowlowlowlowlowlowl]

[communist-hatsunemiku]

inventing a new complex for trans women: the Madoka Complex. I will become more powerful than the universe and time and entropy itself in order to save all trannies. all trannies past present and future will be granted salvation, and also a sick magical girl transformation sequence

[sis-slop]

take me down to dogrape city where the girls are ouppies and they’re oh so pretty and they- uh- uh- hey down! down girl! b-bad dog!! s-stop! STOP IT STOP IT ST-hMmmnngg~

[sis-slop]

the dogdoctor at the dogrape victims clinic in dogrape city just told me that i’m 100% dogpregnant

[necromancelena]

plushie tf is really cute because it doesnt really do anything for me in an erotic way but i enjoy reading plushie tf stories anyway because you get to hear the specific tactile-fixated words that you can tell are like arrows to the heart for the author and they're things like 'squishy' and 'soft like a cloud' which is just like. aww. awwww. and then sometimes a girl fucks the plushie and it's like awwwwwwww.

[wah-station]

i put a hex on you tumblr. 100 years of paraphile tranny filth. i curse your url. i curse your ip. you will never be profitable. 100 years fat tranny CNC intox fantasies. you can scrub us all you want but you will never be clean enough for the investors. 100 years tranny therian piss. 100 years tranny jailbait knifeplay. you will never live to see your domain sanctified. i hex you tumblr. die with me. die with me.