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bodily adult she/it just a joke

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original url http://www.geocities.com/TheTropics/Equator/8278/

archived on 2009-04-27 08:27:06

[zsnes]

Melanie Martinez wishes she was Grimes. Grimes wishes she was Bjork. Bjork wishes she was 2 inches tall so she could go inside the computer and have a big adventure

[fairycosmos]

no one is coming to save you its true its true someone might be coming to hang outttttttttt though. someday

[luthanraels-bignaturals]

dreamt that david cronenberg confirmed on an interview that he had no male characters in his movies because all of them were trans women. for some reason this deeply angered the serbian mafia, and they assainated him in the same interview

[crimsonflowerz]

smeep me

[crimsonflowerz]

smeep. me

[crimsonflowerz]

first i plop it then i smeek it

[crimsonflowerz]

then i spin around lalala

[crimsonflowerz]

[gaymothrat]

Girl what the fuck are you talking about

[crimsonflowerz]

u wann chill w me?

[its-sacharine-sweetheart]

I need the drug that turns you into a 12 year old girl overnight

[flowergirlmiwa]

age regressing to a teen by selling half my consoles game collection to a used game store for weed money

[kindergartenboymoder]

[crimsonflowerz]

i wish i was a really fuckable horse and i could kick in as many childrens' heads as i wanted for enrichment

[brown-forking-weed]

looking for an honest man

but all i can find is this damn manila folder

[mapsofnonexistentplaces]

reblog to pet his bald head

[xrd]

possibly my favourite tiktok ive ever seen

[bunnymedley]

theyre taking your ass to rabbit kindergarten

[bunnymedley]

mentally im here

[beesmygod]

[steals your baby immediately after his birth][raises him][trains him in the ways of an ancient martial art invented by cormorant fishers in 700 ad for 13 years][enters him in a tournament][he loses in 4 rounds] ok whatever. you can have him back

[johnnyspringgreens]

ok thanks [gives him estrogen][treats her like a human][helps her learn her worth][she knows now she can be whatever she wants][suddenly she wants to be world champion][enters her in a tournament][she wins in the first round but is immediately disqualified for male advantage (its coed)]

[7dmom]

All twelve sacred beasts will defend me from economic uncertainty

[swagophile]

[USER WAS GIVEN A BIG SPIRAL LOLLIPOP AND A SHINY NEW QUARTER FOR THIS POST]

[dukemz]