[professionalfigureskater]

[thinksquad-deactivated20190405]

[nightofthelivingbraindead]

[toastbutteregg]

seven billion people on this planet and i have 2 friends

[square]

[zaynzaddy-deactivated20150908]

Louis: *spits on the ground* Me: *licks the ground*

[stfuconnor]

[toadoasis]

Me: *listening to various genres of god knows what* Spotify trying to make my discover weekly:

[snorlaxatives]

i can’t believe there are people that are still in high school like… it’s literally 2018 how have you not grown up yet damn

[theeidiot79-deactivated20180115]

Are you perhaps some sort of idiot?

[snorlaxatives]

[melmanpur]

Dancing Queen. ©

[fannypakc]

[red-faced-wolf-deactivated20251]

I hate it. Bad post. Horrible. Have a terrible day

[scienceandfandoms]

I love it. Great post. Fantastic. Have a wonderful day

[rosemiracles-deactivated2016032]

[fuckthekxng]

me

[logarto]

daddy pig is a bear

[logarto]

[iverbz]

i sleep nude because if someone ever breaks into my house they gotta fight me while im naked and i dare you to try and swing on a nigga when his dick is out

[dipsetflag-deactivated20141026]

You are grade A guarenteed to get yourself hurt with this mindset? You think I’m afraid to grab a dick and yank it, bruh? You think I won’t get my hands dirty on your dick in order to end you? You got the wrong one, man—and your ass better hope I don’t have a knife.

[iverbz]

[theseancequeen]

Okay weirdly this exact situation has happened to me. It was summer so I was sleeping naked, but then I heard the lock on the front door being opened. I thought someone was breaking into my house and I had enough time to either grab my sword or my nightgown, not both.

Two things I learned.

One, sometimes apartment complexes will flat out forget to tell you they’re sending someone over from the fire department to check your fire extinguishers.

Two, no matter how bad ass a person thinks they are, a naked person swinging a sword at them will knock them off balance both physically and mentally.

However, the fireman was very nice about it and accepted my apology.

[stephrc79]

didn’t think it could get any better, yet here we are

[onlytwitterpics]

[beefandcorn]

are you worried

About what? But yeah

[annarchism]

when you can’t afford one direction tickets

[swarnpert]

british ppl be like……today is chewsday

[lordsmiteme]

American ppl be like…….is a school a shooting range

[thehighpriestofreverseracism]