they call me ranch because i be dressin

they call me ranch because i be dressin

[its-martha-speaks]

if y'all wanna find me somewhere else...

i know i just mostly repost stuff but if you wanna get to know me more...

twitch

tiktok

bluesky

instagram

[charl0ttan]

ive SEEN quiet toilets. i KNOW we have the technology.

[charl0ttan]

are you perhaps a bat

[important-animal-images]

[jisdu-tsalagi]

[scary-ivy]

I don't want Elon Musk to kill himself because that would get him some sympathy from liberals and "oh so you don't care about mentally ill people?" would become a common line. Ideally I'd like him to be assassinated Luigi-style, but again that runs the risk of him becoming a martyr. No, the best way for him to die is in a stupid accident of his own creation, which I'm frankly shocked hasn't happened yet. Y'know like Tesla malfunction, falls over the non-OSHA-certified guard rails in his own factory, SpaceX explosion, crushed to death trying to fuck one of his ugly robots, ect.

[weaselle]

everyday i pray he gets in a cyber truck and the self-drive function on it drives him into a lake and he takes control back and tries to stop it but the shitty gas pedal does that thing cybertruck gas pedals sometimes do and gets stuck in a "floored" position and drives him into the lake anyway and the water short circuits the whole thing so the electric locks and doors won't open and the fire department gets there in time to rescue him but they can't break his stupid "unbreakable windows" and they can't cut the stupid steel construction of his dumb "apocalypse-proof" vehicle so he drowns anyway. Please.

and then i hope trump has a fatal stroke mid-speech in public and shits himself to death in front of a crowd.

what i don't want is for them to die any kind of death that could make them some kind of martyr or be too easily made into a conspiracy theory. So no assassinations, even from his own side. It has to be public and normal, but embarrassing

[bovineblogger]

can you guys watch my squab for me im gonna go on my smoko

[kcrossvine]

baby need smoko

[bovineblogger]

BABY DOES NOT NEED SMOKO

[frickerdoodle]

[kcrossvine-art]

IS THAT FUCKING FELTED????? THIS IS GORGEOUS BABY SMOKO

[theconcealedweapon]

[cherryralts]

they should’ve never let me learn how to rom hack

[segamascott]

[legislacerator]

nowhere else on the internet can you get content like this

[radicalgraff]

Trump’s golf course in Turnberry, Scotland was vandalized overnight by Palestine solidarity activists.

[puthy]

[thehandsomedevil88]

Still not what I want

[puthy]

What is it that you desire?

[kuromi-hoemie]

not my circus not my—

what? *unrolls paper* why are you giving me a deed to the.. oh, oh no.. fuck.

they're my monkeys now

[thehmn]

Foxes disguised as monks. On the left from Japan and on the right from Denmark.

[crabs-and-bedbugs]

It was a global problem

[ificouldlookoutyoureyesiwould]

[ificouldlookoutyoureyesiwould]

[imaveryevilgirl]

monks are dumb you have an entire monestary full of other guys with shared interests as you but you DON'T fuck them? or. or anyone?

[imaveryevilgirl]

oh shit you met monkfucker georg

[lakevida]

i love poison omelette

[the-bone-thief]

-1

[skeletor-at-the-skele-store]

-1

[sanleigh]

-1

[lakevida]

got some kick to it i tell you what

[beemovieerotica]

please pray for our american hero

[beemovieerotica]

HOPE FOR THE WORLD