Mattaphorical

Matt - Professional Plesiosaur pleaser

[jeanqrey]

[pemalem-blog]

@mattaphorical hey penis xx

[mattaphorical]

pls

[nevermindtheb0ll0cks]

[chachibetch-deactivated20141214]

Heavy…. heavy,

[phoenixresurrected]

Woah

[kaiserneko]

… There’s a very important conversation to be had there.

[catgotyoururl-deactivated201411]

If this is being brought up shouldn’t we also addressing the age of the politicians in places of power tho?

[redpepprflakes]

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[crimeshetyped]

NEVER LET THIS POST DIE

[asian]

I watched the Shia labeouf’s motivational video last night and felt really inspired. So I went out and bought a Costco bear that I’ve always wanted Don’t let dreams be dreams.

[ithelpstodream]

Flower Power: Pit Bulls of the Revolution

[drunkscorpihoe]

Yes. This is the kind of content I signed up for.

[skunkbear]

The development of antimalarial drugs is fascinating – it is often driven by war and conquest. When human beings got busy trying to kill each other (during the era of colonial expansion, WWII, the Vietnam War), they often found themselves face to face with an even deadlier foe. 

Check out my animation that explores this incredible history.

Read more about the 2015 Nobel Prize in Physiology or Medicine.

[wessasaurus-rex]

Go to bed!!

[macleod]

just do it

[streaksofmoonlight]

This is the best one

[lolsomeone-actually]

HAHAHAHHAHA

[saiasus]

[jayseanvevo-deactivated20160722]

taylor swift is gonna sue whoever made this

[thepigeongazette]

….may have overshot.

[johncrocker]

i found the video

source

[snarkymcbarky]

Are you shitting me?

[puketween]

this is what i like to see

[psychedelic-croutons]

[basicmom]

how much does this guy pay for repairing water damage my god

[justjennanicole-deactivated2016]

mad respect

[hangerinhigher]

Every.damn.time. Hahaha

[fightblr]

SON OF A BISCUIT!!!

[hay-bartender-deactivated201509]

I can’t breathe omg.

[fightblr]

Best part is I’ve seen it like 1,000 times and it’s still just as funny.

[earthnation-deactivated20131010]

this website is so toxic 

[foodnun-deactivated20140601]

With a taste of your lips I’m on a ride

[nowyoukno]

[shenori-deactivated20170728]

I get unbelievably affectionate when I’m half asleep. 

[lefthandedsupplycloset-deactiva]

This rock is the best fucking rock. It’s the best colour and it’s frosty which is my favourite and it makes these super cute stalagmites that look like Mario hills. It’s called Chrysocolla and it’s amazing.

[mattaphorical]

This is a mineral

[painfully-sadd]

[mattaphorical]

that’s because you’re smoking 7 minutes before you should