The Turtles Drunken Confessions
Leo: “Listen, listen, no wait, sssshhh…you are very prutty, pertty,peeerrerrrttyy…that’s not how you say it but you are wow just so *weird movements with his hands* wow so much to love and to grab and my head hurts way too much I don’t think I can blink and breath at the same time.*blinks* ow, nope, nope I can’t.”
Raph: “Babe, babe listen…I love ya.I love ya a fuckton okay? No,no I ain’t done talkin’, look,listen, ssshhh* places finger against lips* ya don’t understand, I love ya, and i love ya ass.Ya ass is damn fine. And all of ya is fine. But ya ass,ya ass is like *makes grabby motions* like cake. Soft like cake…I think I need to throw up.”
Mikey: “Angelcaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaakeeeeeeeeeeeees, oh my gosh! *squeezes cheeks* you are so gorgeous!Look at those eyes!Look at those purdy doody eyes! And they are mine!And this whole package is mine and my heart is yoursss *giggling* yoursss…angelcakes I didn’t knew you had a twin!…heeey twin angelcakes!”
Donnie: “I don’t drink…why don’t I drink more often? It is so…oh…my…God. I just *removes glasses, cleans the lenses and put them back on* you are…gorgeous. Oh my God. I just…look at that jawline!So beautifully crafted and look at those eyes!They are wow!You are so wow!…I am really drunk but seeing you like this makes my stomach churl…or perhaps it’s nausea thanks to the half bottle of vodka. *places hand on stomach*….yep.It’s nausea.But you are beautiful.”