HEY. HOWDY ~

Dance is my life.~ Ur kids r ugly. FERNS 100000% FAM. -me

[parakavka]

[thecalminyourstorm]

[naytchgirl-deactivated20170709]

Someone please quickly explain baby clothing sizes to me

[debthaver-deactivated20170812]

baby clothes are smaller than most adult or even childrens clothes. i hope this helps

[misdreavus]

oh…..my god (source)

[tag-redfield]

LOL

[creatine-baby]

I just spit out my Powerade

[sovietdilf-deactivated20160714]

what a shame the poor grooms bride is a 

[taliasterology-deactivated20160]

Donald Trump supporter

[11rooks]

oh god thats worse

[thehistorychannel]

reaper players be like

[haemus-deactivated20150612]

u kno what’s the best weed …..it’s when I’m weed u

[pinkfloydd]

[hungwy]

i dont know what to do i never thought penguins were that small this is too much for me

[yeah-yeah-beebiss-1]

to give you some perspective, this is a male emperor penguin, the biggest species (all the others are like two thirds of this one’s height or less)

[imjustkt-deactivated20180524]

Wait… How big did you think they were??

[hungwy]

[airframeextender]

generic water or aesthetic water

[genzoman]

More Pokemon Sketch ! Sun & Moon Female Trainer

[tastefullyoffensive]

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It’s so fluffy! 🔊 (via natsdorf)

[iraffiruse]

[allaboutschool]

me at school: “when I get home, im catching up on all my work and finishing assignments" 

 me as soon as I get home:

[lonelytreestump-deactivated2018]

My girlfriend sneezed and I accidentally said shut the fuck up instead of saying bless you

[steveargyle]

“No consoling the dead.”

[bace-jeleren]

Do not, under any circumstances, karate chop the skulls

[uffdathegreat]

Do not directly interact with Black Mana

[saheeli-rais-wife]

No productions of hamlet

[zombieella]

Misuse of Necromantic Tools Beyond This Point is Expressly FORBIDDEN

[fierceawakening]

Don’t smack the skulls, that’s just rude.

[regexkind]

Do not incorrectly attach the anatomical models to each other

[dagny-hashtaggart-deactivated20]

No mingling of skeletal and fresh body parts. What the hell kind of necromancer’s dungeon do you think this is?

[sharpnelshell-deactivated201905]

No posthumous employment of Yorick as prop for ruminations on mortality.

[nerdgasrnz]

Have some respect and don’t roast the dead

[8bitnatsuki-deactivated20200525]