eat my shorts

yikes

[stripedsweater]

[sleepyreyrey]

Strong words to use on a Resume

If you have ever had to write a resume for work or for an application, then you know the hardest part is figuring out what type of words to use that sound professional and and intelligent.

Example: If an application asks you if you have any relevant experience for a job at a day care center and you have experience, like you have babysat children. You would look at the words in the columns to see what words you should use that will help your resume stand out. You might put down “Have supervised and attended to children on a regular basis.”

I hope this is helpful to you.

[rampyourvoice]

Now this is a great resume list of action words.  I love that it’s broken down by types of jobs.  Saving for future use.

[shencomix]

The tension

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[achievement-hunter]

[pixpup]

LEAF HEAD LEAF HEAD LEAF HEAD

[kangals]

LEAF HEAD LEAF HEAD LEAF HEAD

[disco-vader]

[i-love-sailormoon]

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[lexiegreysgirlfriend-deactivate]

@ DRAKE PLEASE

[mikeseriously]

[mattfromdulla]

stormtroopers: makin my way downtown

stormtroopers: walkin fast

kylo ren: *just starts breaking shit*

stormtroopers: walkin faster

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[southphillyisforlovers]

[emopit]

[ijustlaughalot]

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[thenarddog]

[createdd]

I will never understand why this Christmas song goes so hard.

[constantlycomic]

OKAY MOTHERFUCKERS LISTEN UP

BECAUSE THIS SHIT IS NOT CAROL OF THE BELLS

IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE/SARAJEVO 12/24 AND IT IS SO MUCH FUCKING MORE THAN CAROL OF THE BELLS.

SO DURING THE BOSNIAN WAR (WHICH WAS THIS NASTY-ASS CONFLICT IN BOSNIA AND HERZGOVINA) THERE WAS THIS BADASS CELLO-PLAYING MOTHERFUCKER NAMED VEDRAN SMAILOVIC.  HE WAS FROM SARAJEVO WAS UPSET ABOUT ALL THE SHIT AND NASTINESS THAT CAME ABOUT THROUGH THIS WAR (THIS WAS FULL-ON BROTHER-KILLING-BROTHER SHIT) THAT HE WENT AROUND TO BOMBED-OUT, BLOWN UP BUILDINGS AND FUNERALS—WHERE HE WAS AT RISK OF FUCKING SNIPER FIRE—AND PLAYING THE CELLO.  THIS GUY WAS SO SET ON PROVIDING ONE TINY SPOT OF BEAUTY IN A SERIOUSLY NASTY WAR HE WAS RISKING BEING FUCKING SHOT OR BLOWN UP.

AND THIS IS THE GUY WHO INSPIRED THIS SONG.

HE’S WHY THERE’S THE CALM CELLO PART AT THE BEGINNING BEFORE EVERYTHING GETS ALL VIOLENT-SOUNDING.  IT’S THEMATIC.

THAT’S WHY THIS CHRISTMAS SONG GOES SO FUCKING HARD.

[bardgender69]

music history ftw

[maelace]

And if you would ever like to read more about him, there is a book called ‘The Cellist of Sarajevo’.

[gingersnapwolves]

I’ve loved this song for over ten years and never knew that. This is amazing.

[sidhwen]

#. Ok so this was nagging at me and i did some quick fact checking (i don’t claim deep research here !)#i think it should be made more clear that the guy was cited as an inspiration to THIS rendition of the song#not for writing the song which is much older and apparently originally a folk song - for the new year and not christmas#Written in 1916 by Ukrainian composer Mykola Leontovich and titled Shchedryk#When American choir director and arranger Peter Wilhousky heard Leontovich’s choral work it reminded him of bells; so he wrote new lyrics to#to convey that imagery for his choir. He copyrighted the new lyrics in 1936 and also published the song#(despite the fact that the work was published almost two decades earlier in Soviet Ukraine)#The Anglizised version became a popular christmas carol while in the Ukraine it’s not played that often (and apparently when played at Chris#-tmas people there would tell you that it’s too early for that song)#http://www.eurekalert.org/pub_releases/2004-12/ru-ot121304.php#And wikipedia told me that the mentioned book’s events are fictional! The cellist of that name wasn’t happy:#Smailović publicly expressed outrage over the book’s publication. He said They steal my name and identity and added that he expected damages#an apology and compensation.[2] - END QUOTE

[clownsaliens]

Reblog if youre on the Pickles defense squad

he must be protected

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reblog if u love pickles

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[i-am-still-growing]

this is my favorite thing tyra banks has ever said