Matthew J. Long

I take photos, I play guitar and provide clean vocals for Ends, and I post stupid stuff for no real reason. I like Supernatural more than Dr Who or Sherlock, but that's because I'm British, and British people doing quirky British things is just everyday life for me.

[hermann-thotlieb]

And they were drift compatible

Oh my god they were drift compatible

[shitpost-senpai]

[gawd-desses]

[iguanamouth]

look at this photo of my stepdad

[iguanamouth]

look at these other photos of my stepdad

[iguanamouth]

ｌｏｏｋ  ａｔ  ｔｈｉｓ  Ｆｉｎａｌ  Ｐｈｏｔｏ  ｏｆ  ｍｙ  ｓｔｅｐｄａｄ

[dentedhelm]

HIGH QUALITY RARE POST REBLOG WHILE YOU CAN

[gentleparadox-deactivated201803]

They confused the National Anthem with Numb by Linkin Park

[simsgonewrong]

That sweet sims 2 lovin’

[matthiasman-blog]

JUST HAD A HARRY POTTER REALISATION!

What if some witches and wizards are actually famous muggle-magicians? They graduate from Hogwarts with OWLs and don't want to stay on for their NEWTs, and they're not sure what to do, and then they see a magician on TV and think "yeah, I could do that" So they use a little magic, not enough to draw suspicion, and they have that as their career. Simple enough But how do you tell a Muggle-magician from a magical-magician? Simple No wizard would use "Abracadabra" as their magic word because they know where it comes from. They know the origin from Avada-Kedavra, and the connotations of using it. Just a random thought. May have been said before, but it just occurred to me.

[unknown1999923828]

I MUST DANCE.

[scholla-deactivated20161120]

me after death *slams the hell’s gate open, takes off the bra and the shoes, sits on satan’s lap*: I’m fuckin’ home, what’s the wifi password

[aisforarthur]

[taliabobalia]

Photoshop is like Vegas, yall. you start playing around and next thing you know it’s the next day & all you’ve got to show for your time is a dinosaur with scales like rainbowfish riding a tricycle in a circus tent filled with an audience of Donald Trumps in various states of aggravation and wearing bikinis.

[fledermausland-photoaction]

“Seems like you never really knew me“   (Model: Triz Täss) more from me: http://www.facebook.com/fledermausland.photoaction http://fledermausland.deviantart.com http://www.fledermausland-photoaction.com

[library-mermaid-blog]

I am laughing so hard oh my god clickhole

[yeezus-fish]

when a stupid slut asks if there’s going to be a swimming pool

[matthiasman-blog]

person: you're pretty cool!

me: oh my god prepare to be very disappointed

[dad-cap]

Jurassic World (2015)

[allykennedy96]