requests are closed get off my lawn

who needs kin mems when you have kin memes requests are CLOSED non-aesthetic related asks archived at shittykinaskthetics. we have a discord server now!

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okay here is all th important information you could possibly need t have

my name is stanley / stan / lee. whatever. m an adult. my pronouns are they/them bu any gendered terminology is fine (although if yer inclined - don’t call me grauntie; grunkle is jus fine fer me).

here are th sources i won’t do.

here are th sources i won’t do if th above link didn’t work.

here is our discord server. 

here is where i archive all th non-aesthetic asks. 

here are th faqs.

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requests are currently: closed please don't send em in i'll cry. if you see me postin it's cuz m workin through th newest set. it's not my fault you missed em. don't send em in hopin i'll take pity on ya cuz m a merciless bastard an as we've jus now established re: requests, they are closed

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could you do Jax from The Amazing Digital Circus?

could i do jax? probably, if sex was allowed in that world. but would i? well--

nvm i jus checked an saw how much discourse is happenin in that rabbit's tags an how polarised this fandom is. m not answerin that question no matter how many cops you send

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Shitty Jax aesthetic: i'm probably transgender but i'm trapped in the amazing digital torment nexus so idrc about that rn

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ragatha from the amazing digital circus?

before you say anythin, don't worry, i also got yer other ask an i have already made that aesthetic. decided t make em both on account a my clout-chasin tendencies. this is a big day fer tumblr kinnies an i like t cash in on a cultural moment tm jus as much as th next moneygrubbin capitalist. you understand

anyway hello everyone, makin a triumphant return today for completely genuine an not at all self servin reasons. do not read th above paragraph. that wasn't fer th rest a you. happy birthday t every digital circus kinnie m so glad we could share in this touchin an real an genuine moment together :)

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Shitty Ragatha aesthetic: girl. are you not tired of being nice. do you not just want to go apeshit. beat the fuck out of those floating dentures or that fuckass rabbit and your avatar will be recoded as a lotus flower

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can i request dusknoir from pokemon mystery dungeon explorers of sky?

this was such an interestin one t make as a grovyle kinnie, cuz on th one hand i was there an i know that dusknoir grew an improved as a pokemon. on th other hand i also played these games growin up an had explorers a time fer a long time before i had explorers a sky, an they really did lock his entire redemption arc behind an entirely different game edition so sometimes i forget that it happened. i wonder how many people out there never upgraded from time or darkness so as far as they're concerned dusknoir is still public enemy #1

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Shitty Dusknoir aesthetic: hello children aged approximately 7 and up. your jovial adventurer friend dusknoir came here from the future today to teach you why you should never love anything

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Could you do Rumplestiltskin from Once Upon a Time?

okay th people i knew who cared about this show checked out around th frozen era. so i knew this guy was also th beast an th fairy godmother an th crocodile. however. what th fuck do you mean he was also th old guy from up. what could you possibly mean by that. at some point ouat was jus like "sorry we can't afford t cast any more people; th rest a you are gonna hafta start pullin yer fuckin weight around here" an everyone jus let them

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Shitty Rumplestiltskin aesthetic: yeah yeah, all magic comes with a price, but if you could afford that, surely you could afford some fucking moisturiser. "oh it's the curse." yeah, the curse of not having a skincare regime

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Lucanis Dellemorte (and Spite :)

realisin a lil too late that spite is really only here on th outskirts a th aes bu maybe that's thematically appropriate? yeah that was my artistic intention actually m ownin it as purposeful an meaningful

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Shitty Lucanis Dellamorte aesthetic: me when i drink 17 coffees to try to stop seeing the spite demon. oh this not a safe space suddenly

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If requests are still open, can I have one for Craig Boone from New Vegas if it hasn't been done already?

Thank you!

in celebration a th new vegas season a fallout drawin t a close (even though i know none a th game people are in it), i figured it's time t give this guy his flowers. curtis sliwa beret havin ass

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Shitty Craig Boone aesthetic: the pain is unbearable i need to [remembers that the people who have ruined his life have a general location and faction] kill legionairies

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May I please have an aesthetic for the Hollow Knight from Hollow Knight? The very tall one, not the rather round and child shaped one. Sometimes people use that name for both of us so I thought I should clarify.

i appreciate th attempt t clarify. unfortunately i don't go here so when you said th very tall one i assumed that this was a request fer th other tall one (hornet, i guess) cuz i see her around, an i made a whole aesthetic about it before i stumbled on a page about th character actually called th hollow knight an went. ahhhhh fuck.

anyway this is why you shouldn't name yer game after a character in it. it's very confusin an i'm dumb as fuck. ain't no need fer it. get a real name. "hey this is clancy they were raised from birth t have no interiority so there was room fer th infection." problem solved

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Shitty Hollow Knight aesthetic: what if instead of always having to kill the hollow knight, we gave them a gun and let them free in a crowd of people who always try to convince others to have kids by talking about all the things kids can do for you. i think that would be healing in its own way

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can i. head in hands. can i ask you to do eddy eene

i love it when people kin from shit that everyone watched or at least knew about bu no one kins from. my absolute favourite flavour a kinnie. not only can you ask me t do aesthetics like this bu m actually beggin you t do it

btw is there a lore reason his tongue is green or is that jus like a him thing

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Shitty Eddy aesthetic: he is three apples tall. one for each hair on his head