The Asylum

Welcome, my name is Matt. I'm 19 and I have no life, so don't worry I'm on here a lot.

[mimundosuicida]

[beebuddies]

my boyfriends kitty

[mattm95]

Adorable

[awellboiledicicle]

A necromancer using their powers to change raisins back into grapes.

[carabas]

#raisin the dead #as it were

[deair]

ice skating is like walking in cursive

[must-be-thursday-42]

What have you done

[governmentsecret]

Government Secret #368

The pope is a raccoon

[isaidan]

[fuckyeahblackcelebrities]

[justbadpuns]

My grandpa has the heart of the lion and a lifetime ban from the zoo..

[mattm95]

murderer: (via text) im going to kill you

me: (a week later) omg im so sorry... i saw this when i was in the middle of doing something else and then just completely forgot about it

[catscatscatss]

[mattm95]

Yo man u still playing chivalry?

Sorry haven't played that game in a long time.

[laughcentre]

I was out yesterday and I saw Dumbledore just casually getting gas

[sizvideos]

Video

[pokotopokoto]

GET OUT

[thatsthat24]

THE FUTURE DOES HAVE AMAZING THINGS

[ask-actual-ereri-deactivated201]

Thanks buzzfeed

[skygenders]

Family and Tumblr

[blacque]

bioshock infinite is about to become reality

[icicleman-deactivated20110701-d]

[blobitos]

how many times have this two broken up seriously

[cryptaniac]

[merlosaurusunactive]

[bumbleshark]

omg bruce, you are the dramatic teenage girl in this relationship