Matt reacts to the book of Revelation.

My coworker Matt shares his thoughts on the illustrations in the book of Revelation Its Grand Climax at hand!

[mattreactstorevelation]

"This seems to be an artists' rendition of the never released special Jewish version of Marble Madness on Israeli Nintendo."

[mattreactstorevelation]

“Dude, first of all, you are so lucky that this chick even bothered to tilt her head while standing up on her ill lil’ penny copper Nissan Z-Car circa 1970-78.

Not only is her style better than yours her life probably is too. Mark of the beast? Don’t be afraid of getting a hickey bro! I’m just saying if this chick tried to holler at me I’d be all about it.

And what size bud can is that? It looks like a Fosters. That double belt with the matching headband and socks is just killer. I don’t know what this guy is thinking. And that’s a loose ass talk to the hand formation. His fingers aren’t even touching.

In his defense the jacket color is bad but it’s a nice cut. I would gladly leave the mark of the beast on her forehead or right hand.”

[mattreactstorevelation]

“Greetings Golden Age Orson Welles with Maybelline enhanced eyelashes, drink deeply of this shimmering golden bowl. It shall help your wings sprout eyes and your face sprout a Lion!!! It shall help you grow strong enough to liberate yourself from your earthly trappings! You can achieve greater success than Citizen Kane! Just look at me…I was once locked in a wardrobe and had to hang out with these annoying ass English kids and help them out. There was a witch and it was always cold and shit. Look at me now (No C-Brown)…I’m such a baller heavenly soup chef. And I’m just not showing off right now ..If I wanted to I could hold over 9000 bowls in one hand. Wouldn’t you fancy such power??”

[mattreactstorevelation]

"Wow, I always wondered what Jennifer Lawrence was up to before she was famous. Who knew she had been in a post-apocalyptic/trail of tears western starring Billy D Williams and the mom from the Joy Luck Club. And nobody seems too bummed that the city is all messed up.”

[mattreactstorevelation]

“Here we see a depiction of when King Friday rose out of the land of make believe. Leaving his earthly father of Fred Rogers behind. He is seeking the environmentally aware love that only Gaia from Captain Planet can provide.”

[mattreactstorevelation]

"Bro!! I thought you said we were going to hang out? I know you're there bro! C'mon I'm wearing my new sandals and everything!"

[mattreactstorevelation]

"What is this the Japanese Gold Rush?!"

[mattreactstorevelation]

"It’s an etching of some sort. I want a floating chair like this and a guy to play the gong for me. And this person…the artist seems to have borrowed a little technique from Bob Ross with their tree interpretation. Happy little trees yo."