I Gave In

Hey I'm Matt or Mattsun | 19, he/him | <3 @irlmakki

[cattoru]

[bisonandbubbles]

Hanamaki: It is much more difficult to play tennis with a bowling ball than to bowl with a tennis ball.

Matsukawa: Which doesn't concern us because we play volleyball.

Hanamaki: just a little bit

Matsukawa: just a little bit

[yuushakingchan]

Cream puffs lover

[caandlelit]

one time matsukawa makes a joke and hanamaki doesnt laugh so matsukawa says "hey u didnt hear me i think. cause i made a joke and u didnt laugh" and hanamaki says "u know WHAT matsukawa from volleyball who ive known for 3 days"

[0x1-deactivated20220826]

dick makes people mentally ill. dick havers, dick wannabes and dick lovers are all insane. it's like toxoplasmosis, you have compulsive need to defend and push and worship dicks all the time and spead your dick mania to everywhere you go.

this seems rational and grounded in empirical evidence

[afloweroutofstone]

#lost in a fugue of penis delerium

[crapscicle]

[xankiir]

ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜᴅᴀʏ ᴛᴏ ɪssᴇɪ ᴍᴀᴛsᴜᴋᴀᴡᴀ!

𝖨 𝖺𝗅𝗐𝖺𝗒𝗌 𝗁𝖺𝖽 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗎𝗋𝗀𝖾 𝗍𝗈 𝖽𝗋𝖺𝗐 𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝗌𝖼𝖾𝗇𝖾 𝗂𝗇 𝗆𝗒 𝗌𝗍𝗒𝗅𝖾 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝖨 𝗍𝗁𝗈𝗎𝗀𝗁𝗍 𝗍𝗁𝖺𝗍 𝖬𝖺𝗍𝗍𝗌𝗎𝗇𝗌 𝖻𝗂𝗋𝗍𝗁𝖽𝖺𝗒 𝗐𝗈𝗎𝗅𝖽 𝖻𝖾 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗉𝖾𝗋𝖿𝖾𝖼𝗍 𝗈𝗉𝗉𝗈𝗋𝗍𝗎𝗇𝗂𝗍𝗒 𝗍𝗈 𝖽𝗈 𝗌𝗈!

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𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐎𝐑𝐈𝐆𝐈𝐍𝐀𝐋 𝐒𝐂𝐄𝐍𝐄:

𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐒𝐈𝐎𝐍 𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐇𝐎𝐔𝐓 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐓𝐄𝐗𝐓:

[iwas-tooru]

*at a haunted house* makki:it's kinda dark here, i'm scared... mattsun: don't worry babe, i got this mattsun: *stomps feet* mattsun: *sketchers light up* makki:

[seijohlations-deactivated202303]

𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐲 𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐬𝐮𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐚 𝐝𝐚𝐲!

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commissioned @/marudasai on twitter a while back and i thought i’d share it for their day! (please check out her work! she mainly draws iwaoi)

[sojutown]

hbd hanappipi

it's been 24 posts since the last matsuhana drawing i did

[chop-chop-manbun]

[lesbianuravity]

[twerklina]

[catlips001]

That looks like a…asdffghj

[catlips001]

A asdfgghjjkk. Hehe hoho

[catlips001]

Dunkin doughnuts? More like dunkin butthole assdffghhhgdaasdffgghjhfsadfhjhdasdghasdggassassdfghgaadfhhsaadghjjassdffghhhgdaasdffgghjhfsadfhjhdasdghasdggassassdfghgaadfhhsaadghjjassdffghhhgdaasdffgghjhfsadfhjhdasdghasdggassassdfghgaadfhhsaadghjj

[mtfoss]

I'm fucking sippy juice

[godspouse]

[ryebreadgf]

[foreveriallyzombified]

a 5’7” white boy has been reported doing wall pushups outside a 7/11

[foreveriallyzombified]

now something bad is happening

[foreveriallyzombified]

jesus christ

[foreveriallyzombified]

he falled down

[beadyeyes]

i need that penis on my desk by tomorrow