refuses to fart in a public space, the thought is absolutely mortifying to him
excuses himself politely and goes into a little corner to do it
occasionally when he can't hold it in he lets it out and blames the smell on Douma
DOUMA
accidentally farts when he's laughing too hard but isn't necessarily ashamed of it
it's very unexpected like one second he's wheezing hard and the next you hear a loud one rip
it surprises him too but he just goes "ah, excuse me ✋🏻✋🏻" and just goes right back to saying whatever he was saying
doesn't really stink, unless he's freshly back from munching on women at his shrine lol
KOKUSHIBO
he doesn't feel the need to hold it in if he senses a discreet one coming on but Kokushibo is like really bad at reading his own farts lol
he suspects a silent one bubbling up in his stomach and just decides to let it out at the upper moon summon while he's sitting like 🧎🏻♂️ as usual but turns out he misjudged it and it actually comes out loud as fuck scaring everyone in the vicinity
he knows nobody will dare say anything about it cause he's upper moon one and tbh he doesn't really give a shit, he just goes:
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👁 _ 👁 "excuse me."
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GYOKKO
like those watery ones that sound like someone blowing into a glass of soda with a straw
this mf sharts, i just know he does
does it at the worst moments too like Muzan be talking about how worthless and useless the upper moons are and he's trying his hardest to hold it in but it just comes out right in between Muzan's speech
turns very red and embarrassed
doesn't stink in the air but woe betide if you catch a whiff of his behind
HANTENGU CLONES:
HANTENGU
he has those really high pitched squeaky musical note ones that stink like a septic tank
it happens when he's really scared or anxious and just sinks into the floor when they escape
they come out anywhere and everywhere lol Douma snorts everytime it happens and damn near bites his own tongue
SEKIDO
one loud angry fart that just goes 'BLARP'
mostly happens when he can't hold it in anymore and even tho he's embarrassed as hell he'll be looking at you as if daring you to comment on it like "tf you lookin' at huh 🤬"
KARAKU
this mf farts in the blanket and traps Sekido inside, shoving his head in and holding it in a death grip till he's choking and sputtering
he also lifts his leg to do it onto Sekido sometimes just to annoy him
gets his ass beat each time but to him it's worth it lol
UROGI
man has no shame whatsoever will do it anywhere and everywhere and he has those little continuous ones that rumble and stink like hell
sometimes he lets out a long string of trumpet ones. he mostly likes doing it while he's flying cause he feels free and finds it funny that people could be going on with their lives as usual and suddenly they look up to see an overgrown chicken zooming across the sky while letting out a long engine-like backfiring with each toot varying in pitch and tone
AIZETSU
has those silent and deadly ones when he gets overtly anxious or sad
it's bad enough to make the other three gag and cough and he just turns red and starts stuttering out apologies
will probably never look you in the eye again
ZOHAKUTEN
look i don't' know how to describe it but it's as if he's been holding it in for fucking centuries????
like he's deadass gonna stand there with his arms crossed and his face all (ㆆ_ㆆ) while he lets it rip and oh lord it's going to be one of those that just keeps on going and going and going
worst part is he'll probably stare you right in the eye while doing it and woe betide you if you dare laugh at him
the pitch increases as the fart begins dying out
ig thats what happens when you remain fused inside hantengu's body for too long......
DAKI
dainty toots, always excuses herself to go into a corner
lowkey terrified of doing it in public so she always runs off into a restroom when she feels the slightest bit of churning in her tummy
forces them out sometimes while she's alone so that they don't come out in public and those ones are real loud and stink terribly lol
GYUTARO
is neutral about it i think
he feels its a regular bodily function so he ain't necessarily ashamed of it
in short he doesn't really give a shit and doesn't even excuse himself when he lets one out lol
they're usually pretty plain and straightforward smell like the normal level of stink
only excuses himself if he does it in front of Daki
KAIGAKU
this mf squats lol
has those loud ass ones that start out low and rumbly and go higher and higher by the second and finally end when they've reached the maximum pitch
he doesn't give a shit and just sniggers at whoever is on the receiving end of this monstrosity
stinks like hell, he really needs to fix his diet
ENMU
he has those little tiny toots that come out unexpectedly and randomly like he could be walking and suddenly you'd hear a little squeak come out from behind him
has definitely accidentally done it in front of Muzan lol the memory still haunts him
turns scarlet and begins stammering apologies
goes into a corner and has a mental breakdown soon after
RUI
he has those loud, rumbling ones that you let out when you're really stressed/angry if you get what i mean??
has no shame in it fr, and besides everyone in his 'family' is too scared to say anything to him lol so he gets away with it pretty easy
NAKIME
now don't come for me but i feel like she lets out silent stinky ones and blames them on someone else (mostly Douma)
like she's chilling with her biwa and feels a lil rumble in her tummy so she just lets it out silently and keeps quiet abt it until someone goes "ewww what's that smell" and she deadass says with a straight face "it appears Lord Douma has had a good meal today"
LIKE JUST STRAIGHT UP BLAMES IT ON HIM AND THEN WATCHES THE CHAOS UNFOLD AS DOUMA DENIES IT AND PINS IT ON AKAZA AND THEY END UP FIGHTING WHILE SHE'S JUST CHILLING TRYING TO FIGHT BACK A SMIRK LMFAO-
dazai: so for tonight i was thinking we could watch a movie, y'know, maybe play some board games, order some food...
kidnapper: *crying* the agency paid your ransom three days ago please go home
