Kawaiinese

Magical Muffins

[jimin-nim]

when your kid is making a fool out of himself but you can’t hit him in front of the other parents

[matty-silent-blog]

gramps looking mad salty

[film--aesthetics]

[zukosasukelovebot]

the way phil isn’t interested 

[matty-silent-blog]

he’s missing out.

[sweet-kokoro]

[matty-silent-blog]

“The silence in between us is all that ever matters.”

[matty-silent-blog]

“Pick you up around 10, ‘kay?”

[tamper]

[kandismon]

happy boyfriends ✨

[matty-silent-blog]

wae you gotta be so kyuuu

[hbunot]

[dreamadove]

I want to be politically informed and educated but I also wanna have a good day and be in a good mood. Do you see my problem?

[danilakozlovsky]

Hello everyone this is your daily reminder that *trying your best* does not mean *working yourself into a mental breakdown*.

No task is worth that!

[jopolniaczek]

that golden moment when your “useless knowledge” comes up in conversation and you sound like the smartest person in the room but really you just spend too much time on wikipedia

[matty-silent-blog]

ME

[micdotcom]

Watch: SNL destroys the homophobia behind “religious freedom” bills.

[fake]

this is so fucking funny

[shuseph]

do yall not know how to take screenshots its 2016 theres a button for it

[bajn]

abstract screenshotting adds to the ambience of the post

[its-kit-i-guess]

When people ask how I manage to survive during exam season

[babyegg-deactivated20250610]

[mintyfreshkid-blog]

[totallyriddikulus]

I mean, I’m not calling you a liar Windows, but that sounds like something someone who’d fucked about with my files would say

[maralie-deactivated20211111]

i really love our generation’s joke trend of like, very calm but incredibly inflated hyperbole. like nobody says “oh she’s pretty” anymore we say “i would willingly let her murder me” and everyone is just like “lol same”

i think “same” is also great and “me,” i love when somebody reblogs a picture of like, a lizard, and just says “me” and we all know exactly what they mean. the current online Humor Discourse is remarkable because we trade exclusively in metaphors and implications and nobody ever, ever says anything outright and yet EVERYBODY understands each other perfectly

[sarkopterygia]

#ppl are gonna write their dissertations on this shit (x)

// @antlered-kitten

[lemonadesoda]

This reminds me of the time when I was on vacation with my family and we were hiking, and after using a rest stop, the conversation turned to the grossness of outhouses and port-a-potties, and I said that if I ever got splashback from a port-a-potty, “my soul would depart my body.” My parents found that hilarious, and my dad commented that my generation can be so clever with words bc he would only think to say something like “It would be disgusting” which doesn’t convey the sentiment nearly as well as “my soul would depart my body.”

[starcunning]

Adjacent but relevant is Tia Baheri’s “Your Ability to Can Even: A Defense of Internet Linguistics”

[guayabaprince]

I find this so intriguing because it opens up so many possibilities for future writers to connect with their readers.

[matty-silent-blog]

Language, no matter which, is so amazing.

[matty-silent-blog]

“Drip Drop on me”