[hawkp]

[psychecreations]

Um, I had some leftovers from a job I did. It's a spare jam roly-poly. Can I interest you in a- a bite? A... A bit of it?

[texaschainsawmascara]

Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Letterman, ‘94

[i-kin-george-costanza]

[that70s-smile]

[gallnerkyle]

[palmer]

I’ve had enough of you… GUARDS! Impregnate this man.

[lirinck2]

I don't care if y'all like Phee Genoa, I don't want her to end up in a romance with Tech cuz I'm a jealous bitch

[necromancelena]

she let me hit it from behind because of viewers like you (thank you)

[vixvigil]

tired of being brave about things i will now be openly pathetic

[despazito]

Starting twin peaks

[despazito]

It's scaring my cat

[despazito]

[chl3borzoi]

[beesmygod]

NO

[draintheblood]

heard porn bots might be following you guys again. sorry about that. but in some good news i have been gaining many new followers who are real stunningly beautiful women. welcome ladies :)

[jame7t]

Just hit 22 followers AMA

[evilscientist3]

Whats ur credit card number

[cryptotheism]

If two people reach the same understanding, one through normal means and the other through mystical experience, is one experience more epistemologically valuable?

[jame7t]

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I don’t know the answer to the other one

[edamamefiend]

[fxlthyangxl-deactivated20240122]

[velvetys]

Didn’t notice porn bot followers I thought beautiful women were enchanted by my reblogging

[just-shower-thoughts]

Cups are holes we can carry.

[just-shower-responses]

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