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justin: don't ask me how that turns some people on cause im clueless

justin: humans are crazy dude

matty: I get it if like the feeling of a material reminds them of a memory and that's what turns them on - like having sex on something and then every time you feel it you're like daaaaaaamn

matty: that's true

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Thomas: Good thing I only wear leather jackets and shit then.

Matty: as do I!

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Thomas: So do you have hyphephilia?

Matty: I do not, I do like the feel of leather though... I think

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Thomas: Oooh that face. ;)

Matty: yesss, that one

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[petergkavinsky]

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justin: sign me up cause i'm ////here//// for that dude

matty: here for the sexy materials

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Thomas: What evil face >:)

Matty: That exact face

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“Haha – I’m only turning 19. But the day I do, who knows what’s going to happen”

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“Well I am now 27, so appreciate your youth while you can.”

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“I’m sure it’s nothing but the truth, so you’ll be fine.”

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“Your judge ways are coming out again.”

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michael: did you know that a whale's penis is called a dork?

matty: that's one of my favourite facts

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Thomas: >:)

Matty: what is that evil face for?

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liana: a pluviophile is a lover of rain

matty: that is me

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@KendallJenner: still want to sleep for another 10 years or more

@truman_black: @KendallJenner me too

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dylan: this is such vital information i don't know what to do with it

matty: I am full of fun facts

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camila: that's just... wow.

matty: I know, it's lovely